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(Opposing Views)   Four words that should never be uttered after a night of drinking beer and smoking weed: Let's play Russian roulette   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
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2013-03-09 10:57:09 PM  
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Gyrfalcon: Police also discovered more than one gun in the basement and are looking into how the teens got the beer and marijuana.

I hope that won't take more than 30 seconds of stellar police cognition.

My favorite part of that sentence is that is seems to imply that the beer and marijuana were the most dangerous things the teens had.  Personally I'd be more interested in finding out where all the guns came from, but we've got that war on drugs to win I guess.
2013-03-09 10:22:00 PM  
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I'll take "Halfwitted teenagers who've never seen The Deer Hunter" for $200, Alex.....
2013-03-09 10:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
If only the rest of them had been armed, this tragedy could have been averted.
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