KellyKellyKelly: Because she has the nerve to not be a bag of antlers.
WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?
Mikey1969: WTF Indeed: Who knew asteroids could be fat but still have a pretty face?Yeah, I don't get this whole "Adele is the fattest person to walk the planet" shiat. She's overweight, sure, but holy Christ, people need to get some perspective, she's not THAT heavy, yet some asshole's always making her sound like she's giving Honey Boo-Boo's mom a run for her money or something. I remember the days when it was the chick from Wilson Philips who was the fat one, at least that made sense... I just don't understand why this Adele chick is the focus of everyone's scorn. Is she a bad singer or something?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Yogimus: Meh, I've watched worse...It's not so much the watching as it is the hearing...ambercat: Oooo an Adele is fat joke, how edgy.Here's another one, Adele is fat, so people made jokes about how she would be all sad and desperate and forever alone and unwanted by men due to her fatness when her first album came out, but she went on to have a happier and more stable life (love and otherwise) than Britney, Christina, or Taylor.Oh, and she's roughly the same age as Taylor Swift too, so just look at them and compare them maturity wise. Size isn't the only thing Adele has more of.You might appreciate TV show host Adam Hills tearing Joan Rivers a new one over her lazy "DURR HURR HURR ADELE IS FAT" jokes. (pops, not-safe-for-work language, the fun begins at 0:47)
phamwaa: neongoats: TopoGigo: phamwaa: 5. Carnie Wilson/I hope it was your off handa) Janis Joplinb) Reba Mackintyre (?)Both may be bigger now, but I would hardly have called them fat when they first rise to fame.And I'm taking that into consideration also. Said star must have hit the scene in a husky configuration.
OscarTamerz: The chubby chasers are out in force on Fark white knighting with bags of King Arthur flour at the ready for any opportune moment. Might as well because if it's the size of Adele that means it's a planet killer.
Oldiron_79: Need some flour?
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