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(KnoxNews)   When a surprise exorcism goes real wrong: TN lawyer for the man accused of hosting demons suggests that $3.5 million will help them all walk the path of the righteous   ( knoxnews.com) divider line
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2013-03-09 06:57:28 PM  
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According to the lawsuit, Byrd suffered extensive medical and dental expenses from the incident and will continue to incur expenses in the future.

I hear he's been unable to keep up the payments on the exorcism, and may have to be repossessed.
2013-03-09 09:48:06 PM  
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Will Bobby Jindal be a witness for the defense?
2013-03-09 08:45:06 PM  
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Ungrateful bastard
2013-03-09 08:20:12 PM  
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Byrd alleges the pastor later bragged to the congregation that he had "punched the devil and knocked the devil's tooth out."

Even if he did, good luck getting one of those servile f*ckwits in the congregation to tell the truth about it.

quatchi: This is one of reasons I tend to not belong to cults.

It's not a cult.  It's a Christian denomination.  Obviously, there's a big difference.
2013-03-09 07:07:21 PM  
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What's wrong with exercise?
2013-03-09 07:00:31 PM  
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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.
2013-03-09 06:54:45 PM  
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