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(Washington Times)   Bloomberg launches Food Felonies Unit (FFU) to combat food crimes, troll the gullible on the interwebs   ( communities.washingtontimes.com) divider line
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2013-03-09 05:45:24 PM  
2 votes:
If Mayo BloomBiatch would fix the roads like he is supposed to they wouldn't need those big butts for cushion.
2013-03-09 04:51:41 PM  
2 votes:
"In the criminal justice system, diners are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
2013-03-09 04:28:59 PM  
2 votes:
This would be cool if real. Guy Fieri and Paula Dean could be like Thelma & Louise.
2013-03-09 05:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
why not make french fries illegal
and demand us all eat Fish McBites instead

2013-03-09 05:29:56 PM  
1 vote:
I was caught at White Castle putting salt on my fries.

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I throw myself on the mercy of the food court.
2013-03-09 05:18:25 PM  
1 vote:
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Food felony
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2013-03-09 04:57:31 PM  
1 vote:
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/SMBC is oddly relevant today...
2013-03-09 04:44:15 PM  
1 vote:
I did chuckle when they referred to it as the "Double F-U."
2013-03-09 04:08:52 PM  
1 vote:
At The People's Cube, we do NOT equate all "liberals" with communists. The purpose of this website is topick up "liberal" hitchhikers and give them a ride to the communist wonderland - the inevitable end result of their "well-meaning" policies.


At least it explains why the attempt at satire wasn't funny.
2013-03-09 02:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-09 02:00:40 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: downstairs: Is today April 1st??

Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!

Still not as bad as the BC/AD changeover.

You'd have to get a new bloody watch!
2013-03-09 12:59:37 PM  
1 vote:

downstairs: Is today April 1st??

Man, daylight saving time is BRUTAL this year!
2013-03-09 12:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
Is today April 1st??  Crap... my mortgage payment is due.
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