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(Slate)   Women should wear leggings instead of pants, but only if they gave the right grace to pull it off   ( slate.com) divider line
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9436 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2013 at 3:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-09 04:06:15 PM  
2 votes:
As a college student, I just want to say that I think we should nominate whoever managed to convince young women to wear leggings everywhere for the Nobel prize.
2013-03-09 03:52:51 PM  
2 votes:
Should we consider them the new spandex? As in, it is a privilege to wear, not a right.
2013-03-09 01:51:09 PM  
2 votes:
just pull them off anyway you can
2013-03-10 08:14:35 PM  
1 vote:

ModernLuddite: Ladies, you do know that your legs and ass jiggle, right

Even if you have no fat on you, even if you look like you just got liberated from a pow camp, your legs and ass jiggle. And it is to, repeat not, flattering.

  If you've never seen "good" jiggle on a woman, then you are to, repeat, gay. Not that there's anything to, repeat, wrong with that.
2013-03-09 11:07:49 PM  
1 vote:

tudorgurl: Quantum Apostrophe: tudorgurl: drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 700x700]

What on earth is wrong with her hips?

They're not on my face.

Nice. LOL

That being said, I'm no expert on matters sexual, but I've noticed there is no correlation between what I like to see and who I like to be with. The strongest gut reaction I've ever experienced to a woman was a skinny blonde girl with buck teeth and big glasses. No joke.

And the super shapely brunettes with muscular legs that I love to see, I didn't enjoy being with. It was a personality thing. The kind of women that spend hours at the gym to get those results have all been mentally unhinged in my experience. Something deeply wrong with the gym muscle women.
2013-03-09 07:58:59 PM  
1 vote:

willfullyobscure: Sweet merciful Jesus she's real:

If 70% plastic can be considered "real."

(Regardless, I'd disappoint her for 45 seconds.)
2013-03-09 07:36:07 PM  
1 vote:
omg I went shopping for white pants today. 70% were skin tight and the other 30% were see through. Ready to murder somebody- didn't buy a thing. I'm not wearing leggings unless I have a dress, skirt, or long shirt over it...

OK actually this thread is making me feel a lot better about myself.

/sounds fat I know. sorry.
2013-03-09 04:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
I can proudly say that I do not own a single pair of leggings, being well aware that there is no one on God's green earth that should have to be subjected to seeing me in them. I have too much love for my fellow man.

Guess the only ones I really object to are the cheap ones that are actually just footless tights. If I know your underwear style, color, and pattern, and possibly can read the tag... you probably failed at getting dressed.
2013-03-09 04:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-09 04:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
There should be some sort of review process to determine who can wear leggings.   Because only about 10% of the female population should...
2013-03-09 04:08:37 PM  
1 vote:

beachboy: Have the one on the left bathed and sent to my chambers...

Have you considered that maybe those are all the same girl, just wearing different pants?
2013-03-09 04:02:42 PM  
1 vote:
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/ Very flattering
2013-03-09 04:01:08 PM  
1 vote:
Leggings: For when your ass is too fat.
2013-03-09 03:59:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-09 03:52:16 PM  
1 vote:
Hear hear.

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