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(Toronto Star)   Kenya held peaceful democratic elections: that's good. The new president won by getting 50.03% of votes: that's bad. The new president is well-known internationally: that's good. For crimes against humanity by bankrolling death squads: that's bad   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Kenyan, Prime Minister Raila Odinga, Nairobi, crime against humanity, Uhuru Kenyatta, International Criminal Court  
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2013-03-09 11:56:47 AM  
5 votes:
The new president comes with a free frogurt. (That's good!)
The frogurt has also bankrolled death squads (That's bad)
2013-03-09 01:22:32 PM  
3 votes:
While I wish the Kenyans all the best in the world, I have to say, oh boy are they screwed. Which reminds me of the following joke:

An explorer is walking down a path in the jungle when he suddenly finds himself surrounded by a tribe of cannibals. He says out loud, "That's it. I'm screwed." Suddenly the heavens part and a Divine Voice says "You are NOT screwed. Pick up a big rock and kill the king of the cannibals." So the explorer picks up a big rock and kills the king of the cannibals, and he hears the Voice say "...NOW you're screwed."
2013-03-09 01:53:56 PM  
2 votes:
Where can you see death squads?
Only in Kenya
Got death squads only in Kenya
2013-03-09 02:20:41 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: Hey, a fixed election with a barely-over-50% margin! That's unusual. Typically you get percentages in the high-90's.

5 votes to 4 votes fixes an election in the US.
2013-03-09 02:20:21 PM  
1 vote:
You know who else bankrolled death squads?

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2013-03-09 02:08:03 PM  
1 vote:

Arachnophobe: Stile4aly: WHAT ABOUT THE SPRINKLES?????

They contain potassium benzoate.


That's bad.

Can I go home now?
2013-03-09 02:00:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-09 01:46:39 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but who _hasn't_ bankrolled death squads in Africa? I mean, come on. It's all the rage there.
2013-03-09 01:29:49 PM  
1 vote:
t's the Tea Party's wet dream:
Recently-elected Kenyan-born president to stand trial at the Hague for crimes against humanity.
2013-03-09 01:19:52 PM  
1 vote:


They contain potassium benzoate.
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