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(The Sun)   The Wine Rack lets woman boost their cleavage using a bra filled with wine. Brought to you by the makers of "The Beerbelly" for men   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-09 08:44:34 AM  
This has been around forever.
2013-03-09 08:46:23 AM  
Facebook is faster than fark LOLOLOL
2013-03-09 08:47:03 AM  
someone's been watching YouTube lol
2013-03-09 08:47:15 AM  
Wake me when it mixes with her milk.
2013-03-09 08:47:52 AM  
There is a box wine joke in here somewhere, but I'm having trouble formulating it.
2013-03-09 08:48:40 AM  
Boobs always look bigger after wine.
2013-03-09 08:49:37 AM  
In other news: Wireless telephones.
2013-03-09 08:52:30 AM  
Wireless telephones? No thanks.. telegrpah works just fine.
2013-03-09 08:55:54 AM  
Get these mutts away from me. You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.
2013-03-09 09:01:13 AM  
J G Ballard story in 3...2....
2013-03-09 09:05:35 AM  
Booze and titties.
2013-03-09 09:06:29 AM  

fzumrk: There is a box wine joke in here somewhere, but I'm having trouble formulating it.

Wait I had something for this.....
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2013-03-09 09:06:35 AM  
2013-03-09 09:18:22 AM  
Protip: Don't fill it with ice wine.

On second thought: DO fill it with ice wine.
2013-03-09 09:33:10 AM  
That will not keep the wine at the proper temperature.  But then again, people who use these types of devices don't really care what temperature their Thunderbird is served.
2013-03-09 09:38:32 AM  

captainstudd: This has been around forever.

I think my Granmama used it at a Elvis show.
2013-03-09 09:41:22 AM  
So you can drink 90 degree wine. Ewwww
2013-03-09 09:48:21 AM  
I could see myself drinking more wine
2013-03-09 09:53:26 AM  
But doesn't that mean the longer they drink, the smaller their boobs get?

That's a cruel trick.
2013-03-09 10:02:38 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Facebook is faster than fark LOLOLOL

Everything is faster when it doesn't have a hangover...it is Saturday morning, after all.
2013-03-09 10:04:55 AM  

fzumrk: There is a box wine joke in here somewhere, but I'm having trouble formulating it.

Box Wine is the optional attachment. Basically its a kit that allows madam to crush her chosen grape, ferment the resulting juice, and age appropriately before siphoning the resulting horror up into the bra to refill.

Mmm, box wine. Way better than boxed wine.
2013-03-09 10:31:05 AM  
I wonder what drinking from bewbs would look like???  Anyone?? Anyone?? Buehler??  Buehler??
2013-03-09 10:47:18 AM  
2013-03-09 11:04:54 AM  
Three words: col ostomy bag
2013-03-09 11:11:56 AM  
Can I wear this to the gym? I like multitasking.
2013-03-09 11:12:04 AM  
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2013-03-09 12:17:15 PM  
i'm not a drinking person, being LDS and all, but who'ever invented these two items deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
2013-03-09 12:44:46 PM  
The only wine I like in my rack is merlot. I have a very pretty rack. My rack is wrought iron and holds 12 bottles.
2013-03-09 12:45:05 PM  
can't believe nobody has pointed out how old this is.

2013-03-09 12:59:02 PM  

blacknite: can't believe nobody has pointed out how old this is.

You obviously didn't read the Boobies in this thread.
2013-03-09 01:47:02 PM  
Wait... so the more you drink the worse she looks?  The fark?!!
2013-03-09 03:09:37 PM  
Thank you subby and green lighter for helping us be aware of something that's been around for years.  BTW: Have you heard of the phrase "Jumping the shark"?
2013-03-09 05:23:14 PM  
What if you already have big boobs?
2013-03-09 06:35:42 PM  
Those tubes and bags look like they were made in the same factory as catheter equipment.

No thanks :P
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