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(LA Times)   Justin Bieber gets all potty mouth with paparazzo, threatens to beat the fark out of him. Good thing his bodyguards were there to hold him back   ( divider line
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2013-03-09 08:50:09 AM  
Also of note, this was a goddamned genuine trifecta-prime and you idiots were so busy hating that you didn't notice.
2013-03-09 09:16:40 AM  

Madbassist1: He makes more in a day than you will in your entire wasted life

I don't know, most people manage to earn more than ~$165k in a lifetime.
2013-03-09 09:24:13 AM  

tinyarena: [ image 150x170]
Honey!  He's wet again!

It's the bodyguard's fault.  Always make sure the Bieby is strapped securely in the car seat.

/How is Bieby formed?
2013-03-09 10:00:24 AM  

Madbassist1: moel: need to stop being harsh to bieber otherwise Madbassist1 will come along and tell you your a nazi for hating Bieber

As I've said on other threads the sooner this kid stops singing and starts working as a checkout bagger at a grocery store the better.


You seem like you hold a grudge, son. Get some help for that shiat. Also, that little prick will never EVER bag groceries. He could never work another day in his life and still live well. He makes more in a day than you will in your entire wasted life and you just hate that shiat. Poor baby.

Technically he could, but people that rich that young get used to spending money like there's no tomorrow, plus everything "the studio" or "the label" spends on him, limos, security, hotels, flights, etc they deduct from his royalties so he thinks the're "free" when in fact he is paying for them.
When his fans grow up and if he can't move on, like Timberlake for example, then the income will slow to a trickle but giving up the lifestyle will be as hard for him as a smoker trying to give up smoking.
And this is assuming his manager/accountant isn't ripping him off right now, on top of the record label which will be ripping him off right now.
2013-03-09 02:26:38 PM  

moel: Smackledorfer: I have never been as jealous of someone I am completely embarassed for as the Bieb.

It is a weird mix of emotions.

You're jealous that he can fark any 14 year old on the planet?

Pedobear would like a word

The majority of his fans may be tweens, but if you don't think he will have his pick of choice women along with a lifetime of wealth you are deluding yourself. Even Caulkin gets hot chicks.
2013-03-09 07:16:39 PM  
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Honey..............I think he pooped again.
2013-03-11 11:43:35 AM  
I am waiting for the video when some big ass camera man stomps out the bodyguards and some little girl kicks the crap out of Bieber...
2013-03-11 12:51:29 PM  

fusillade762: jehovahs witness protection: Earguy: I swear to god there is a new Justin Bieber story every day. Stop feeding the troll.

I dare you to say that to her face. Justin has been taking the women's self defense classes and she's one mean biatch.


Ha! Came for this. Leaving quite satisfied. Full Size
2013-03-11 09:28:38 PM  
he's gonna wind up knocked out by a dude

I read that as "knocked up by a dude" the first time.
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