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(STLToday)   This suspect's face is "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, law enforcement, St. Louis area  
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27039 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2013 at 8:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-08 08:18:22 PM  
3 votes:
When prowling the chain-link fences of the suburban concrete jungle at dusk, you need camouflage to blend in.
2013-03-08 08:15:02 PM  
3 votes:
Brought in for suspicion in the murder of one Qui-Gon Jin.
2013-03-09 12:51:33 AM  
2 votes:
GungFu:  And I'd be pissing myself laughing as I wash the penis off my face.

Well,  that's probably the first time that sentence has ever been used.
2013-03-08 09:05:18 PM  
2 votes:
Bet he was stealing Faygo. (And magnets.)
2013-03-08 08:23:02 PM  
2 votes:
Whatever he's selling, I'll take two. I don't want my face chewed off.
2013-03-08 08:15:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-08 10:19:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-08 09:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
A life of unemployment or prison. Take your pick, son.
2013-03-08 09:11:10 PM  
1 vote:
He is just preparing himself for his prison nickname.

Skull fark
2013-03-08 08:59:28 PM  
1 vote:

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Hey, by all means.  If you're going to go for a life of crime, DO get the distinctive full-face tatoo.  Because there is absolutely NO drawback to being easily recognizable and completely unable to blend into any crowd.

See, this is why I use facepaint when I go on my crime sprees.

Everyone is all, 'Yes, Officer, the thief had a penis tattoo on his face. It was circumcised, with veins all over it'.
And media outlets will be all like, 'Yesterday, homeowners were wakened by as series of early morning burglaries. Reports suggest the culprit was a heavily tattooed man. Viewers of a sensitive disposition should look away now as we show an artist's impression of the man's distinctive tattoos'.

And I'd be pissing myself laughing as I wash the penis off my face.
2013-03-08 08:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
I guess at some point, you figure, "fark it, I'm going to spend most of my time in prison; no need to be presentable for any other context."
2013-03-08 08:16:19 PM  
1 vote:
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx? Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx? If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat.

Jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
2013-03-08 08:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
Flyover country extreme
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