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(STLToday)   This suspect's face is "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"   ( stltoday.com) divider line
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2013-03-08 08:15:34 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-08 08:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
Are there any tatoo artists on Fark?

There must be. So, I have a question for you. When someone comes in and asks for a tatoo like this, what do you say? Do you try to talk them out of it? Do you encourage them?

Do you have a side business in tattoo removal?

Because this just screams "I don't ever want to get a job other than possibly as a tattoo artist or a sideshow freak".

Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]

And yeah - that's just makeup. It may look ridiculous, but it washes off after the concert.

And Gene Simmons probably makes more money than the 100 richest farkers combined including Drew. You're damn right I would put on silly-looking makeup if I could make that kind of money. Plus, his wife is hot and his kids seem somewhat sane, especially if you compare them to Ozzy Osbourne's kids.
2013-03-08 08:22:43 PM  
2 votes:
that looks nothing like a skull
2013-03-08 09:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
You know who needs to get arrested?
The guy who tattooed his face.
2013-03-08 08:40:52 PM  
1 vote:

enik: Wow so many bad decisions after only 24 years of life.

That's what I was thinking.  He's got his whole life ahead of him.
2013-03-08 08:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
Being a criminal and being that recognizable is pretty stupid.  Its not like he can shave his head or grow a beard or something to alter his appearance.

I'm guessing he is a thief because he couldn't get a decent job because of that tat.
2013-03-08 08:24:46 PM  
1 vote:
I would have never guessed it's supposed to be a skull.
2013-03-08 08:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Whatever he's selling, I'll take two. I don't want my face chewed off.
2013-03-08 08:16:19 PM  
1 vote:
Are you mean like a minx? Are you lean like a lynx? Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?
Were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx? If you were, and you are, you're a jellicle cat.

Jellicle songs for jellicle cats.
2013-03-08 08:06:28 PM  
1 vote:
He's never seen the mugshot round up.
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