Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]
Happy Hours: Are there any tatoo artists on Fark?There must be. So, I have a question for you. When someone comes in and asks for a tatoo like this, what do you say? Do you try to talk them out of it? Do you encourage them?Do you have a side business in tattoo removal?Because this just screams "I don't ever want to get a job other than possibly as a tattoo artist or a sideshow freak".Ego edo infantia cattus: [hangout.altsounds.com image 850x637]And yeah - that's just makeup. It may look ridiculous, but it washes off after the concert.And Gene Simmons probably makes more money than the 100 richest farkers combined including Drew. You're damn right I would put on silly-looking makeup if I could make that kind of money. Plus, his wife is hot and his kids seem somewhat sane, especially if you compare them to Ozzy Osbourne's kids.
enik: Wow so many bad decisions after only 24 years of life.
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Hey, by all means. If you're going to go for a life of crime, DO get the distinctive full-face tatoo. Because there is absolutely NO drawback to being easily recognizable and completely unable to blend into any crowd.
Bung_Howdy: "the oddest thing I've ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement"This cop musta been a desk-jockey all those years- I'm mid 50's andI saw weirder stuff than that before I was 10 years old (and not a cop)-
Richard Head: Whatever he's selling, I'll take two. I don't want my face chewed off.
Farker Soze: He's only 24. Just think, he probably has a good 10 years left of poor life choices to make.
Igor Jakovsky: Being a criminal and being that recognizable is pretty stupid. Its not like he can shave his head or grow a beard or something to alter his appearance.I'm guessing he is a thief because he couldn't get a decent job because of that tat.
Rufus Lee King: No one here knows from "Zombie Boy"? Shame upon you.[funkyforyou.files.wordpress.com image 700x477][static.neatorama.com image 500x349]
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