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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Pro-tip: Walking into a shoe store barefoot and trying to walk out wearing a new pair of high heels will draw attention -- especially if you're a dude   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, heels, walk out wearing, shoes, walk out, couples  
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1876 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2013 at 8:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-08 08:14:24 PM  
That is profiling.
2013-03-08 08:20:03 PM  
Pro tip: using the phrase"pro tip" is retarded
2013-03-08 08:20:46 PM  
WhyteRaven74 conspicuously unavailable for questioning.
2013-03-08 08:35:58 PM  
Ain't she precious.
2013-03-08 08:43:10 PM  
I was in a grocery store the other day and a guy was wearing some REALLY high heels. And pearls. Didn't work for me with the 5 o'clock shadow.
2013-03-08 08:50:06 PM  
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2013-03-08 09:06:54 PM  
How high was he?
2013-03-08 09:10:55 PM  
In a place where I worked, the boss yelled out that the guy just stole the shoes, they were lady's high heels that he had been trying on.  I chased him outside across the street with a hammer, and told him to give them back.  He asked. "Can't we make some kind of deal?"  I told him to put the shoes on the ground and go away, which he did.

/Way to call attention to the fact you are a cross-dresser.
2013-03-08 09:28:00 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us law-abiding crossdressers a bad name.

All my heels are paid for.
2013-03-08 09:30:37 PM  
A lumberjack?
2013-03-08 09:47:12 PM  
Anybody wanna bet that this person shoplifted those heels more out of embarrassment at being a male-appearing person buying female clothing, than out of being unable or unwilling to pay for them?
2013-03-08 10:12:46 PM  

RoyHobbs22: A lumberjack?

Did he also have suspenders and a bra on?
2013-03-09 01:39:46 AM  
Pro tip: using the phrase"pro tip" is retarded

Using ignorant slurs like "retarded" is asinine, and pathetic.
2013-03-09 04:27:26 AM  

avratt: Pro tip: using the phrase"pro tip" is retarded

Using ignorant slurs like "retarded" is asinine, and pathetic.

Retarded is a slur? You fail at English, sir. Go read a dictionary, you pc moron.
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