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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   If you're a cop, don't drive drunk. And if you do drive drunk, don't do it in an unmarked SWAT car. And if you do drive an unmarked SWAT car, don't let it catch on fire. And if it does catch on fire, don't try to put it out with water bottles   ( lvrj.com) divider line
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2013-03-08 08:43:48 PM  
1 vote:
Paging copsuckers, paging copsuckers... To your keyboards and kneepads!
2013-03-08 07:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
I drove a mile on one rim once after getting into a fight at a gas station. sparks flying, the whole nine yards. didn't catch on fire tho- I just spent the next day under the car with a home hamde jackstand and a shiatload of wire crimps.

I was  wasted. Parked the car and crawled up the front stoop on my hands and knees
2013-03-08 03:40:11 PM  
1 vote:
Paid leave but only after a news report. No sobriety test.

I am so shocked.
2013-03-08 03:35:05 PM  
1 vote:

macadamnut: It's unclear whether Simo was given a field sobriety test or an alcohol breath test.

I think I can clarify that.

lol... it is in no way unclear.
2013-03-08 03:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
actually, subby. according to the article so far, you can get away with pretty much all of it as long as youre a cop.
2013-03-08 03:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
Ha, the guy who called 911 is awesome.  Also, he should move out of Nevada before he falls down an elevator shaft onto 47 bullets.
2013-03-08 02:54:28 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Simo was suspended with pay after a Review-Journal story about the incident was published Monday evening, five days after the incident.

And there it is.  Are cops just trying to find the most creative way to get paid vacations these days?
2013-03-08 02:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
Worst DirecTV ad ever.
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