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(Some Guy)   My friend's 3 year old son is going into the hospital on Monday to have a procedure done to correct the linked condition. Can we get a "Get Well" thread going little guy?   ( divider line
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2013-03-08 10:01:51 AM  
My friend's son is going into the hospital to have the third and final procesure to correct his heart defect.  He went in yesterday for all the pre-surgery stuff (ECHO, X-Ray, blood work, etc...).  He's scared, but understand that it's going to "fix his broken heart." (his words)  His mother's an emotional wreck.  I was hoping we could get a "Get Well" thread going for the kid to lift their spirits.
2013-03-08 10:09:13 AM  
Prayers and best wishes for your friend's son. If it helps, my brother-in-law was born with a similar condition, had a bunch of surgeries as a child, and is now 44 years old and about to get married to the love of his life.
2013-03-08 10:16:58 AM  
Oh...and if you are so inclined, he absolutely loves cat pictures.
2013-03-08 10:29:46 AM  
Show him the VW Commercial with the Darth Vader Kid, and explain that the kid also had a heart defect and
had to get surgery to fix it and he's fine (as I hope your friend's child will be).
2013-03-08 10:36:53 AM  
best wishes for a speedy recovery.

my 45 year old nephew had the same problems as an infant.

he is still going strong.
2013-03-08 10:40:01 AM  
Get well quickly...
Thoughts are with you!!!
2013-03-08 10:44:30 AM  
It will be ok, Get well soon, little man! I am praying for your recovery.  Let us know as soon as you are out of the hospital and back on Fark.

/Tell Daddy you need a Fark handle if you do not already have one.
2013-03-08 11:05:08 AM  
sending mom-to-mom well wishes - nothing is as scary
should she have a future "angry unreasonable teen" moment, drag him back there to thank the staff for saving his butt - oh....that was personal, n/m
2013-03-08 11:05:23 AM  
There's a guy at work with a young kid with pretty much the same condition, and it went well for him.  Sure the surgeries weren't fun, but the kid is doing great.  Best wishes to your friend's little one.
2013-03-08 11:32:13 AM  
Get well, little dude.
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2013-03-08 12:26:13 PM  
Welcome to Earf! *punch*

/sorry I panicked trying to come up with something original sorry and this is all I can think of and is stuck in my head now oh I'm so sorry
2013-03-08 12:28:48 PM  
Best of luck cat boy, we're all pulling for you and your Mom
2013-03-08 12:52:39 PM  
Be well and get home soon little guy. XXXOOO
2013-03-08 12:58:49 PM  
I was going to be an internet tough guy and propose a kick to the nuts for snarky comments, but I was too late.
Even in typically harsh environments like Fark, MOST people expose their good side.

Get well little dude.
2013-03-08 01:02:02 PM  
He'll be fine--doctors are smart these days.  Send a get-well BLT to the little guy.
2013-03-08 01:04:07 PM  
Get well and soon!
2013-03-08 01:04:41 PM  
Get well soon Buddy! Flirt with the Nurses!

(my son had a duodenal atresia when he was a premmie.  We had to wait until he was 3 lbs. for the surgery - 10 years ago)
2013-03-08 01:15:19 PM  
I sincerely hope everything comes out well.

No, I hope they come out with the best possible outcome.

No, I hope your results are far better than anybody could predict.

No, I hope you wake up with some cool new superpower, like mind reading or laser vision.  Just something cool and awesome. And you will go on to inspire millions to change the world and....

Anyway, good luck. Ask for ice cream if you want, They will give it to you.
2013-03-08 01:20:19 PM  
praying for him and have some puppies
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2013-03-08 01:56:05 PM  

Tricky Chicken: I sincerely hope everything comes out well.

No, I hope they come out with the best possible outcome.

No, I hope your results are far better than anybody could predict.

No, I hope you wake up with some cool new superpower, like mind reading or laser vision.  Just something cool and awesome. And you will go on to inspire millions to change the world and....

Anyway, good luck. Ask for ice cream if you want, They will give it to you. Full Size
2013-03-08 02:07:39 PM  
thoughts and prayers to you and your family!
2013-03-08 02:31:30 PM  

Just tell him that when he gets older he will have interesting scars and we all know that the babes LOVE interesting scars!
2013-03-08 02:38:15 PM  
I hope it goes well!

Get better little guy.

/you let your 3 year old son read fark?
2013-03-08 03:19:41 PM  
Best wishes, little guy! I hope all goes well, and you get lots of ice cream, AND super powers! That would be awesome!

*hugs* from a grandma.
2013-03-08 04:02:59 PM  
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From your friends on FARK.  (It's going to be okay, little buddy!)
2013-03-08 04:05:28 PM  
You are a very brave little guy!! You will come out of this even stronger, and you'll be playing and having lots of fun in no time!!!!
2013-03-08 04:16:29 PM  
Get well soon little one!
2013-03-08 04:34:57 PM  
Our hearts go out to you.

/Get it? Hearts?
//But seriously, good luck little dude.
2013-03-08 05:00:27 PM  
The snark-free fark thread.  A truly endangered species!

Good luck young 'un.
2013-03-08 06:07:03 PM  
I put this together this week for a friend undergoing something. Texted her most of these (the ones that would fit in a text, anyway).


What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Why are pirates so mean? I don't know, they just arrrrrrrrr!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
What's the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind as he hits the windshield? His butt.
Knock knock- who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?...Ba-na-na-naaa!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, get out of here! We don't serve mushrooms here". Mushroom says, "why not? I'm a fungai!"
What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
What goes "ha ha thump"? A man laughing his head off.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
Who's there?" ... "Control freak. Okay now you say, 'Control freak who?"
What do you call cheese that's not yours? It's nacho cheese.
What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor? A knight light.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?! They're making headlines!
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum Tishia
there were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun... A roamin' Catholic.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran outta juice.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!
Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why did the stoplight turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don't serve breakfast.
What do you do with a dead chemist .... You Barium.
A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables...the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything.
Two cows are sitting in a field, and one says to the other, "so, how about that mad cow disease? Scary stuff, right?" To which to other replies, "terrifying. But what do I care? I'm a helicopter."
How does Jesus make tea???? Hebrews it.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?!"
Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing? He was selling "quack".
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek' up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? The 'tame' way.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!
*While waving your hands on either side of the other person's head* "running through the woods, running through the woods, running through the woods. Close our eyes!" *smack person on forehead* "TREE! Never close your eyes when you're running through the woods!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Hippa. Hippa who? I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "gosh, it's hot in here". The other muffin screams "AAAH!! A talking muffin!"
If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European!
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey Mitt! What'll ya have?"
What does
2013-03-08 09:24:55 PM  
Best wishes and good luck from your friends in Detroit Michigan!
2013-03-08 11:08:30 PM  
Good luck, little dude.
2013-03-09 04:08:51 AM  
Dear Kid,

I hope your operation is as awesomely successful Full Size

as Tom Brady riding Falcor.


Internet guy

/enjoy all the ice cream, pudding and jello
//they'll keep bringing it if you keep asking for it! I promise. :)
2013-03-11 12:00:27 AM  
Get well soon dude!
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