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(Politiken)   63 hit by Norovirus at world's best restaurant. A week before the Michelin stars are given. Let's hope the votes are in already   ( politiken.dk) divider line
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2013-03-08 07:48:12 PM  
Norovirus.  shiat the bed for the first time in your life.
2013-03-08 08:09:11 PM  

solitary: Norovirus.  shiat the bed for the first time in your life.

And I see you have never shown up staggering drunk and had me cook you my famous Sprouts Vindaloo.
2013-03-08 08:20:23 PM  

blatz514: I found a pic of the chef...

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The day in question.
2013-03-08 08:26:05 PM  

Watubi: If I ever open a restaurant, I'm going to name it World's #1 Restaurant

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2013-03-08 08:33:01 PM  

Slu: k "The World's Best Restaurant" is one of those things that needs 24 min

I watched all 24 minutes, it was fairly interesting. The head chef certainly has a passion for what he does -- he has a science lab/kitchen dedicated to discovering new flavors and all food in his restaurant is sourced locally, often foraged. Seems like it would be certainly something worth experiencing, if you have $300 for a meal, of course!
2013-03-08 09:23:07 PM  
I have had stomach flus (aka Norovirus) before.  Either I have a kick ass immune system, or you guys are pussies.  Hanging out on the crapper every five minutes and puking a few times is not all that crazy.  Now, I'm not sure if it was Norovirus or food poisoning, but I got something that made me hideously sick that hit 30 minutes after returning home from a Coachella festival one year.  I could not even drink water without vomiting.
2013-03-09 12:06:03 AM  
I just had it the beginning of this week. It was like someone opened the tap on my asshole all the way. I've never had diarrhea that watery before. Usually it is more explosive, but this was like I was pissing out my sphincter.
2013-03-09 12:16:14 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: blatz514: I found a pic of the chef...

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The day in question.

Beer out of nose. +1 to you.
2013-03-09 01:40:18 AM  
So a 2 star restaraunt becomes the world's best restaraunt when  one of the cooks throws up all over the place?

You learn something new everyday.
2013-03-09 04:28:25 AM  

ArtosRC: Cagey B: Norovirus: the sickness so bad that it inspires survivor's threads whenever it shows up in the news.

/for good reason

Goddamn right. Hell is sickness. The worst thing about the norovirus, in my opinion, is the crippling nausea. I hate nausea; there's nothing more incapacitating. Laid me low for two miserable days. Couldn't stand. Couldn't sit up. Couldn't move. (Well, except to grab the trash can and/or rush off to the bathroom.) That was nightmarish. 

Everything else? Easily dealt with, provided there's a small trash can in the bathroom.

/I couldn't even roll on my side without feeling like I was going to vomit
//Which was actually pleasant in comparison
///Because it suppressed the nausea for a time

That's when you smoke a fat doobie
2013-03-09 02:18:27 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: "A kitchen assistant had been ill with vomiting on the evening of February 15, after having produced food at the restaurant during the day. The assistant informed the restaurant of the fact by e-mail that evening. "

Hey, dummy. Pick up the phone and call next time. Many people are too busy doing shiat to obsessively check their email.

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