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(Fox News)   White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, North Koreans, White House, United States, North Korean attacks, Foreign Relations Committee, United Nations Security Council, pansexuals, Bob Corker  
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2013-03-08 10:48:30 AM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: IF you guys don't think we haven't already weaponized (I used that term loosely) space, then you're sorely mistaken.

hypervelocity rod bundles

/in ROD we Trust.

Fraa Orolo disapproves.
2013-03-08 12:38:51 PM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: cgraves67: We need to go full Soup Nazi on their asses. "No food for you!"

You think that scares the average North Korean?

It scares the militarry.  A million man army is just a mob if you can't feed it.  Loyalties to Dear Leader evaporate pretty quickly when all you're eating is dirt cakes and mud soup.
2013-03-08 12:02:12 PM  
1 vote:

Theory Of Null: [ image 778x437]
I'm surprised that boat can float.

I don't like the direction the McHale's navy reboot is taking.
2013-03-08 11:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
I always laugh at the Conservatives I know shaking in their boots about N Korea thanks to the shills at Faux News.  I mean seriously, these guys can barely even keep it together.  Their cries of, but China will murder us are ridiculous because China will really scrap a multi-billion dollar trade agreement cause of some bloated spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum, yeah right.
2013-03-08 11:26:30 AM  
1 vote:

Fissile: A pudgy, effeminate, little Asian dude screaming about murder.  Am I the only one who thinks this is comical?

No, in fact the creators of South Park even made a full length motion picture based on that concept.
2013-03-08 11:18:17 AM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: IF you guys don't think we haven't already weaponized (I used that term loosely) space, then you're sorely mistaken.
[ image 300x240]

hypervelocity rod bundles

/in ROD we Trust.

I don't doubt something is up there, but it certainly isn't that.

the rods themselves, made out of tungsten, would be something like 9 tons each... 12 of them on one satellite would greatly exceed our nation's launch capability to LEO. the concept itself doesn't hold much water either, on the re-entry guidance and control side or on the lethality at impact side. the fact that your article links to an EndWar wiki certainly does not help the case that this isn't more than science fiction
2013-03-08 11:13:15 AM  
1 vote:
is that the one that looks just like a Telefunken U47?

the white zone is for loading and unloading only
2013-03-08 10:57:16 AM  
1 vote:
With marital aids stuck all over it?
2013-03-08 10:56:52 AM  
1 vote:
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
2013-03-08 10:54:04 AM  
1 vote:

PainInTheASP: The XQJ-37?  Isn't that a muffler bracket assembly for an '84 Dodge Colt?

/Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg
2013-03-08 10:41:26 AM  
1 vote:

Mister Pleco: Does the XQJ-37 still come with an explosive Space Modulator?

Let me ask zombie Frank.
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