Mister Pleco: Does the XQJ-37 still come with an explosive Space Modulator?
LoneDoggie: Defense plans involve air dropping 10,000 buckets of KFC 20 miles north of the DMZ. Invasion cancelled.
cgraves67: We need to go full Soup Nazi on their asses. "No food for you!"
ChipNASA: IF you guys don't think we haven't already weaponized (I used that term loosely) space, then you're sorely mistaken.[www.orbitalvector.com image 300x240]hypervelocity rod bundles/in ROD we Trust.
ChipNASA: IF you guys don't think we haven't already weaponized (I used that term loosely) space, then you're sorely mistaken.hypervelocity rod bundles/in ROD we Trust.
vernonFL: North Korea after we've nuked them back to the stone age:[www.globalsecurity.org image 850x630]
PainInTheASP: The XQJ-37? Isn't that a muffler bracket assembly for an '84 Dodge Colt?
plcow: And impotent, as represented by his continually firing limp missles into the ocean. The guy is a caricature. He reminds me of the Emperor in Gladiator.
bedtundy: Well sure, we (The US) can defend ourselves from an attack from North Korea, the Pacific Ocean is kind of the US Navy's playground, and North Korean troops (or Navy... do they have one?) getting across to Alaska or Hawaii is highly unlikely. South Korea on the other hand...
Pants full of macaroni!!: Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Soulshine: With marital aids stuck all over it?
The Snow Dog: bedtundy: Well sure, we (The US) can defend ourselves from an attack from North Korea, the Pacific Ocean is kind of the US Navy's playground, and North Korean troops (or Navy... do they have one?) getting across to Alaska or Hawaii is highly unlikely. South Korea on the other hand...They're talking about ballistic missiles.
Arkanaut: cgraves67: We need to go full Soup Nazi on their asses. "No food for you!"You think that scares the average North Korean?
youmightberight: Well IF he can get a missle in the air my guess would be he would target alaska, hawaii, or California (for us home interests) The problem is that he would probably just do the smart thing and put a bomb in a shipping container and detonate it a harbor.
cwheelie: is that the one that looks just like a Telefunken U47?
Fissile: A pudgy, effeminate, little Asian dude screaming about murder. Am I the only one who thinks this is comical?
natas6.0: The NK are a secret arm of the US governmentthere's something in the south china sea that is rising to destroy us allThey are the only ones who are able to protect us from this menace without raising public awareness and creating world wide panic.Why else does all of their ordinance 'fall' into the ocean?Did you think it was an accident?BAH!
tinfoil-hat maggie: Is it wrong that I sorta want to see this happen and go hot, I mean after years of the cold war Russia just said we're not playing anymore and there was no battle for the Fulda Gap or any of that stuff.
Theory Of Null: [media.skynews.com image 778x437]I'm surprised that boat can float.
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