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(Wired)   George Lucas confirms he's signed Hamill, Fisher, and Ford for Star Wars VII   ( wired.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Mark Hamill, George Lucas, Star Wars, Star Wars Episode VII, Michael Arndt, Lucasfilm, J.J. Abrams, Carrie Fisher  
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2013-03-08 10:05:16 AM  
14 votes:
Episode VII: A New Hip
2013-03-08 07:54:44 AM  
12 votes:
If he gets Peter Cushing and Alec Guinness I'll be impressed.
2013-03-08 08:20:46 AM  
11 votes:
Who cares?

I want to know if he's signed TK-421, to finally answer the age old question of why he wasn't at his post, and whether he copied.
2013-03-08 09:04:26 AM  
6 votes:
Who else is waiting for Shia LaBeouf to pop out of nowhere and lay a 15" steamer on this?
2013-03-08 11:27:35 AM  
3 votes:
I've got a bad feeling about this...
2013-03-08 11:48:10 AM  
2 votes:
The one I'm really hoping they bring back is Stormtrooper Who Hits Head On Door.
2013-03-08 02:48:22 PM  
1 vote:

Jim_Callahan: ZeroCorpse: But THAT attitude-- the oneness and letting go and such-- that was Yoda's attitude after having his ass handed to him and living in a swamp for 20 years.

20 years in a swamp out of a 900 year lifespan was what it took to finally teach him basic freshman-level philosophy?  All right, I'll give you that character development is a legit alternate character interpretation, but that's just exchanging intentional hypocrisy for mental retardation.

I disagree.  A person's point of view can be changed in an instant given the right circumstances.  Losing the Jedi order, all of his friends, and the whole damn galaxy to a monster of a sith probably made Yoda re-evalutate all of his beliefs.  After a couple decades of soul searching in solitude it's no wonder he's much more wistful, especially if he knows he's near death.
2013-03-08 01:10:57 PM  
1 vote:

Beeblebrox: There better be some god damned midichlorians.

Mandalorians with Midichlorians...

/sounds like an Old Republic guild name
2013-03-08 11:19:05 AM  
1 vote:
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What about the further adventures of Lumpy?
2013-03-08 10:57:52 AM  
1 vote:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: vernonFL: Episode VII: A New Hip

Followed by Episode VIII : Ow My Back

Episode IX: Revenge of that pastrami sandwich I had for lunch. oy, the heartburn!
2013-03-08 10:55:05 AM  
1 vote:
Unless they make Episode IX, Wrath of Greedo, I'm out.
2013-03-08 10:53:24 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Who else is waiting for Shia LaBeouf to pop out of nowhere and lay a 15" steamer on this?

Carrying on the trend he will play Anakin Solo
2013-03-08 10:50:52 AM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: Episode VII: A New Hip

Followed by Episode VIII : Ow My Back
2013-03-08 09:19:55 AM  
1 vote:
If there's not Porkins Jr. and Ackbar, I'm not watching it.
2013-03-08 07:52:39 AM  
1 vote:
LOL.  George isn't even in the picture anymore and yet he still finds a way to fark things up.

"Lucas seemed to immediately realize what he had said and attempted to backtrack from the admission, saying "Maybe I'm not supposed to say that. I think they want to announce that with some big whoop-de-do, but we were negotiating with them," and adding, "I won't say whether the negotiations were successful or not."
2013-03-08 07:44:02 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if Mark Hamill is going to reprise his role as incestuous whiner.
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