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(Science World Report)   Not news: Pills, diet programs and exercise regimens aren't effective at treating obesity. News: So researchers try simply paying people money not to eat. Fark: It works   ( scienceworldreport.com) divider line
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2013-03-08 12:46:55 PM  
3 votes:

"Eat stuff that comes from trees or from the ground."


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Your move, health-nuts.
2013-03-08 12:30:11 PM  
2 votes:
But all those infomercials on PBS tell me that dietary supplements work.

I hate PBS now. Actually, my TV is tuned to PBS right now. It's not an infomercial though. It's CCTV (China's state run news agency). They're only slightly less biased than Fox News.
2013-03-08 02:34:49 PM  
1 vote:
How did I lose all that gross fat? By combining the miracle of technology with ordinary street junkies! Producing this: Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters! It's this simple: wear my patented vibrating heat-bead suit, then jam an unbelievable amount of pure, raw crystal meth into your system! You might ask, "Isn't crystal meth illegal?" You bet! But my scientist, Dr. Cody, spends his days in a tin shed deep inside a small canyon outside San Bernadino, constantly altering the scientific formula of a bathtub crank that keeps us one step ahead the law, and keeps you one step ahead of the fat farm! Fatties, here's my promise: wear my vibrating heat beads, while blasting down handfuls of crrystal meth, and you'll drop weight so fast you'll lose your mind! Any questions?
2013-03-08 12:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: See you fat bastards. Don't try and pull that "I've tried everything" crap. Stop stuffing your farking pie-hole for a few minutes a day and maybe you wouldn't be a blob.

Pay me or SFTU.
2013-03-08 12:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
Not buying food is like paying yourself to starve.
2013-03-08 12:28:53 PM  
1 vote:
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I'll even PAY you!
2013-03-08 12:27:25 PM  
1 vote:
They are only going to spend it on food.
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