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(WTKR)   County considers expanding hunting season to address exploding deer population. Dammit PETA, you had to give the deer suicide vests, didn't you?   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2013-03-08 01:01:07 PM  
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hardinparamedic: So what you're saying is that Amuricca now has a plauge of Sharia-law following deer willing to blow themselves up to appease Bambi, and recieve their 72 Does in Heaven?

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2013-03-08 12:57:51 PM  
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So what you're saying is that Amuricca now has a plauge of Sharia-law following deer willing to blow themselves up to appease Bambi, and recieve their 72 Does in Heaven?
2013-03-08 03:03:40 PM  
1 vote:

Frankenstorm: Oh, the exploding deer of the night
Explode for us, for we need light
For in the darkness, it is a fright
Explode for us deer, to give us sight

Beware my power green lanterns light.

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2013-03-08 02:29:16 PM  
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Happy Hours:

Sadly, I've witnessed development devastate prairie dog habitat near me and I haven't seen a hawk in my neighborhood since. I guess I shouldn't mourn the loss of prairie dogs since they're flea-ridden carriers of the plague, but I do miss the hawks.

Law of unintended consequences... Here's a NSCS, B:

I wouldn't have known this except for visiting a hippy-dippy place that contributes to this cause, but there was a HUGE dieoff, as in extinction level of vultures in northern India and Nepal, all because of a cheap veterinary drug called Diclofenac.

Farmer Shresna's water buffalo is ailing, he gives said buffalo $0.20 worth of the drug.

Buffalo dies anyway.

100 vultures feast on the carcass, (they're not known for dining alone) and promptly drop dead.

The top-level scavenger is gone. Something moves in to fill that void, and the next in line is dogs.

Dog population goes ker-plooey, and so do feral dog pack attacks and rabies.

India evidently pays billions of dollars to deal with the problem.

/ but that's the beauty of the plan. In the winter, the apes freeze.
// has a family of foxes on his property, and am very cool with that.
2013-03-08 02:08:44 PM  
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man kills predator population to be safe and to protect their livestock
man kills deer for food
gentle intellectuals ban hunting, to save the pretty deer
deer populations explode
deer begin moving into populated areas for food
deer share their diseases/ticks with livestock
gentle intellectuals argue vigorously to keep deer from being culled
gentle intellectuals get into car wrecks and injuries becase they hit the deer
men are called back in to kill the deer for safety and food
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