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(Cape Cod Times)   After last summer's several shark sightings and even a few close encounters on Cape Cod, one town invokes the "No such thing as bad press" theory in the design of this year's beach permit   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Truro, Cape Cod, town, selectmen, Harwich, beaches, Kelly Clark, stickers  
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7725 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2013 at 8:07 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-08 10:31:22 AM  
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Y'all know me. Know how I entertain meself.  I'll post on Fark for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad trolls. Not like going down to Reddit and trolling bronies. These Farkers, swallow you whole. Little complainin', little reportin', out you go. And we gotta do it quick,get on the first page of comments, get all those Jaws references in. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my sanity a lot more than spentmiles or Pocket Ninja, chief. I'll post it for free, but I'll troll, and troll hard, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to be a TotalFarker, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on FarkLite the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many trolls on this website. 1 Subscription for TotalFark by myself. For that you get the post, a pic, the whole damn thing.
2013-03-08 11:37:39 AM  
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Now I'll have to go to Amity or The Hamptons or Long Island..
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