cptjeff: plumbicon: Is it time for some landscaping around the "Dear Comrade's" palace?Maybe like a glass parking lot?Seriously, though, we know where their good stuff is, and a few JDAMs would probably do the trick.The worst part is that the citizens who worship this ninny are the ones who'll suffer.The problem is that the Best Koreans can lob a nuke or two at Seoul before our missiles get there.
seadoo2006: Ooooh, yay, another full-scale ground war the US is going to be in ... is this a repeat from the 1950s?
chewd: [img560.imageshack.us image 850x895]
Satanic_Hamster: Hey NK![4.bp.blogspot.com image 680x717]
Tymast: Stir fry the dogs of war!
SpdrJay: N. Korea is like your bratty, insolent little cousin that you know you're gonna knock the crap out of some day.
crabsno termites: Can we refer to them as "Big Un's" and "Little Un's"?
Carth: NK would overrun the south in 48-72 hours after destroying Seoul. We'd be forced to retake the damn peninsula.
BlackCat23: msupf: mootmah: bob_ross: [s12.postimage.org image 600x400]Soon...Haven't those been De-commissioned?they get mothballed, and then pulled back into service. Pilots love the damn ugly beasts, they are still highly effective, and they have a great psychological effect on the battlefield.Michigan nat'l guard has a full wing of them, but that may change this year./still remember watching them fly patrol over SE michigan on and shortly after 9/11CT used to have them, a good friend of mine was a pilot. It was a shameful day when we lost them. But yeah, many were refit from 99-02, new wing reenforcements, nav, avionics, etc. We've just learned to use them sparingly, it seems. They do have a finite life, afterall.and yeah, the stories I've heard about the shock value of the sound. No other plane sounds like it, barring some bombadier(iirc) that uses the same engines. And the gun is demoralizing. I've been in awe of that plane since I was a kid, and a lot of my best memories revolve around it./they used to do the parades in the summer, and it was tradition to buzz friends/families houses//they gave no farks, and did some crazy shiat. Incredible pilots.///I miss seeing those crazy farks flying MoE
make me some tea: Uchiha_Cycliste: make me some tea: Ow! That was my feelings!: Stratfor dissects Best Korea's crazy and successful plan. LinkVery interesting. That's actually quite sensible from their POV.it was. thanks for drawing my attention to it.Stratfor is good stuff. I need to remember to read their writeups whenever international bullshiat is going down.
Fuggin Bizzy: Olympic Trolling Judge: No. No more half-assed responses. We need to go full Honey Boo Boo on him, and the international community be damned!We don't have a heavy bomber or missile platform capable of putting Honey Boo Boo on the peninsula. Our generals tried and tried to warn us about the Honey Boo Boo gap, but we only ridiculed them. "They're crazy," we said.But in the end...who was really crazy? Huh?
J. Frank Parnell: Satanic_Hamster: You should see his flouride conspiracy posts.I don't think i've spoken about that in years. But there's no conspiracy. Sodium fluoride is the primary and active ingredient in rat poison. Tubes of toothpaste have warnings about swallowing even small amounts of it. There's all kinds of evidence in plain view, the average person is just naive and stupid. A cover up isn't even needed. It's Darwinism in action./crazy like a fox!
Satanic_Hamster: You should see his flouride conspiracy posts.
IamAwake: hardinparamedic: hat would lead to a nuclear retaliation by China the moment a fallout cloud drifts over their border.how in the world would they be able to distinguish it from the polluted air they already have/make?
Counter_Intelligent: Is that really Dennis Rodman in drag?
Omahawg: make me some tea: seadoo2006: So, answer me this: Has Best Korea significantly improved their rocket technology from what I can buy at the hobby shop, or are they still dropping ICBMs into the ocean 3 miles from launch?Apparently they did actually launch a multi-staged rocket and achieved orbit just recently. Unless I missed the part about it not being true.The U.S. also has an anti-ICBM system in place. Hopefully it works well enough. The greater threat is us being pulled into a land war to defend South Korea.nah, America would never be so dumb to get involved in a land war in asia after vietnam. we learned our lesson! right? RIGHT!?!?!?
RickN99: Weaver95: i'm SO glad we put most of our operational military in the middle east to protect Israel from the consequences of their own stupidity. oooo! plus the GOP slap fight over taxes that ended up with the sequester cuts and impacting military readiness. awesome job guys! thanks!You should write a poem about this for your 9th grade lit class. Maybe you'll get a B and your parents will bump up your allowance.
Dr.Zom: seadoo2006: Ooooh, yay, another full-scale ground war the US is going to be in ... is this a repeat from the 1950s?My dad fought in the first Korean War so I bet I get a good job in the second one. You know, because I'm a legacy.
Weaver95: pippi longstocking: Bullshiat. Wag the dog.so who benefits from this conspiracy of yours?
namegoeshere: So MASH is back on, then?
mootmah: The difference is that anyone who has a remote chance of being from Best Korea obviously had to go through hell to get here. If there's a war, there will be propaganda campaign showing what BK is like on the inside. Even Fox News would run some stories about the inside of BK. That should keep the average American bigot in check.
MaliFinn: John Stamos: So... every thread on Fark is kind of a pony thread now, huh?Lame.[i208.photobucket.com image 306x350]
hardinparamedic: The fact you buy the propaganda they put out about "leveling Seoul" is hillarious.
Counter_Intelligent: And now it's a Pony thread...
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Radioactive Ass: ontariolightning: Couldnt the US just hit NKs military positions with an EMP?They lack the "E" part. Have you not seen the Best Korea at Night picture?They're saving up for it
DeltaPunch: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x320]"RODMAN!"
Bung_Howdy: FTOFA:"North Korea vows nuclear attack on US, saying Washington will be 'engulfed in a sea of fire'"
Atomic Spunk: I hate to interrupt your NK/SK wankfest here, but I thought I'd better inform you of something REALLY important going on in this world.JUSTIN BIEBER WAS JUST RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WITH BREATHING DIFFICULTIES!
John Stamos: So... every thread on Fark is kind of a pony thread now, huh?Lame.
Professor Farksworth: crabsno termites: The Dog Ate My Homework: So this time around, it's going to be UN vs Un. This is going to be confusing.Can we refer to them as "Big Un's" and "Little Un's"?
jpo2269: Keep it up Un, while Rodman didn't have its desired effect, wait until we "Snookie-Bomb" your pudgy arse....It will not be pretty...
desertfool: Un went full retard.Never go full retard.
ShawnDoc: blipponaut: If we just started a campaign of dropping food, long range communication devices, portable DVD players, S. Korean magazines, movies, etc... it'd probably do a lot more to disrupt the suppressed culture up there. Label everything as being from your S. Korean and American friends and just wait. Information is more powerful, and it's something these people sorely lack. Look at what happened to China when things opened up.Because N. Korea would just let you do that.
Non-evil Monkey: If it comes to shooting, China will either sit on the sidelines (after making it abundantly clear that American and South Korean troops are not to cross their border under any circumstances) or simply invade North Korea themselves since if it's going to happen anyways. they might as well do it on their own terms. The mere fact they voted for the sanctions instead of vetoing it tells us that it's pretty much a forgone conclusion that they will not back North Korea should they start another war.Of course as always with North Korea, this could just be another case of a day ending in "y", any Farkers know if have they ever explicitly shredded the ceasefire agreement before?
Lost Thought 00: J. Frank Parnell: Lost Thought 00: Unless NK manages to phase through the DMZ, it's impossible to not involve usJust because there's some US soldiers there doesn't mean there will be immediate revenge taken upon whoever kills them. They'll be called "heroes who bravely gave their lives defending freedom". Medals and flags will be given to their next of kin. Maybe there will be a TV special. Then it's just a brief note in the history books.Uh huh. 30,000 deaths of US citizens, and no response? In this day and age, where we freak out over a single IED? Keep smoking
Aigoo: cptjeff: plumbicon: Is it time for some landscaping around the "Dear Comrade's" palace?Maybe like a glass parking lot?Seriously, though, we know where their good stuff is, and a few JDAMs would probably do the trick.The worst part is that the citizens who worship this ninny are the ones who'll suffer.The problem is that the Best Koreans can lob a nuke or two at Seoul before our missiles get there.I wouldn't bet on that./dad was missile electronics, I was an oxymoron my last 3 years active
WeenerGord: WTF, they look like they could blow their own heads off if a stray hand or cuff drops down and pulls the trigger[www.abc.net.au image 700x467]Assuming those are real guns, and not the wooden guns I hear many of them are equipped with/nice hats tho
Lt. Cheese Weasel: neofonz: Why it wasn't resolved 60 years ago[i7.photobucket.com image 480x360]'Say IT!! SAY IT!!!'
Happy Hours: namegoeshere: So MASH is back on, then?That would be the best thing that happened to TV in the last 30 years
neofonz: Why it wasn't resolved 60 years ago
Lenny_da_Hog: On the bright side, M*A*S*H was a great series. It could use a sequel.
NEDM: Weaver95:by the time we got our troops in theatre enough to do anything effective, we'd have lost most of south korea, if not all of it. there's even a chance the Norks could hit Japan. for extra giggles, NK could rack off some rounds at Taiwan. meanwhile, we'll spend time bogged down in debate about sequester cuts and who's gonna pay for the logistics requires to recall our reservists, get 'em combat ready and geared, then put them on the ground in theater. forget about any sort of economic recover - not only did those spending cuts kick us in the nuts, we also just took a lot of reservists out of the economy and put 'em on the front lines.Why does everyone assume that the South Koreans are total pansies, and would get rolled? They've spent the past 60 years building up their military as well. They might not have the sheer mass of men under arms that the North has, but THEIR troops are actually fed, and they most certainly have better force multipliers.
Pointy Tail of Satan: Lets not forget to use a lot of nukes close to the Chinese border.The more fallout the better.
DamnYankees: Well, there's a DMZ for a reason.
Snarfangel: So... will Obama use the earthquake machine, the typhoon device, the tsunami impeller, or the meteorite mass-driver this time?
NEDM: Atomic Spunk: neongoats: fark you NK.Am I here early enough to stop the "container ship" retards yet?I'm punching the first pants wetting container ship wackjob in the nuts.What do you mean by "container ship retards"?Presumably, that the Norks could use a massive fleet of container ships to surprise-invade the US like in World in Conflict/Red Dawn. Which is absolutely as stupid as it sounds.
Tom_Slick: DeltaPunch: On a more serious note, does it mean anything that China also voted to toughen sanctions against NK? Do they usually vote that way, or is this something new?As far as I know, it is something new, as in North Korea you are farking up our relationship with our largest trade partner so STFU. My guess is there will be some actions by Best Korea that will justify an Air Strike that kills Dear Leader and a puppet for the Chinese Government will take his place.
igorknowsall: That chubby little fella really needs attention.
scubamage: If we reduce north Korea to a glass parking lot, then technically we have unified Korea, right?
make me some tea: seadoo2006: So, answer me this: Has Best Korea significantly improved their rocket technology from what I can buy at the hobby shop, or are they still dropping ICBMs into the ocean 3 miles from launch?Apparently they did actually launch a multi-staged rocket and achieved orbit just recently. Unless I missed the part about it not being true.The U.S. also has an anti-ICBM system in place. Hopefully it works well enough. The greater threat is us being pulled into a land war to defend South Korea.
DeltaPunch: On a more serious note, does it mean anything that China also voted to toughen sanctions against NK? Do they usually vote that way, or is this something new?
make me some tea: Weaver95: i'm SO glad we put most of our operational military in the middle east to protect Israel from the consequences of their own stupidity. oooo! plus the GOP slap fight over taxes that ended up with the sequester cuts and impacting military readiness. awesome job guys! thanks!I think at this point, it will take yet another "shiat getting real" moment to break the political blockades.
Churchy LaFemme: You know what would solve this little crisis?MOAR TAX CUTS!
Ukab the Great: Come at me bro. Seriously, come at me.
NewportBarGuy: $20 says if they go for a first strike 90% of their fixed artillery explodes trying to send off the first round.
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