Lurk sober post drunk: The widow managed to get out of the house with all of her pets except Siamese Tasha, who refused to leave the comfort of the living room.cats are jerks.
asynchron: licking her face to warn her the bed was on fireHow could she sleep while her bed was burning?
flamingboar: Last week my oven caught on fire while I was in the shower. My cat beat on the door until I got out. Come to find out my room broiled meat but didn't clean out the spilled grease.
SBinRR: My dog could do this.That is, if she'd stop humping other dogs long enough to notice there's an issue.
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