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2013-03-07 06:59:46 PM  
9 votes:
On the other hand, whenever I want to get revenge on people, I send them naked pictures of me.
2013-03-07 05:37:45 PM  
9 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.

Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.
2013-03-07 06:31:58 PM  
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.

Yo, Narnia asked if you could like, move out for a while.
2013-03-07 05:32:41 PM  
2 votes:
So what was the problem?

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2013-03-07 06:15:02 PM  
1 vote:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Man logic.

Yes, women never use sex-dependent overly generalized arguments.
2013-03-07 06:03:58 PM  
1 vote:
Ishkur: Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

Step 1: Get an elongated toilet bowl ... because round bowls don't have the necessary clearance needed during a morning sabbatical.
2013-03-07 06:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
If they posted pictures of me, they wouldn't call it "revenge porn."  They would call it something like "Ewww! Gross!  Scroll down or something would'ya?"
2013-03-07 05:51:47 PM  
1 vote:

DickDarlington: New band name.  Revenge Porn.

Im in a band called Sex Slave Marathon, you wanna open for us this summer in Europe?
2013-03-07 05:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing

Yes I cheated on her first, but it only matter if the guy is cheated on.
2013-03-07 05:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
Now I know what "revenge porn" is. Thank goodness.

From just the words, I would have assumed it involved one person farking another person to death, like a Clint Eastwood or Schwarzenegger movie, only with giant penises and boobs instead of guns and splosions.
2013-03-07 05:38:49 PM  
1 vote:
What's good for the goose is good for a gander.
2013-03-07 05:35:18 PM  
1 vote:
Being given naked pictures is sacred trust you should never betray.

2013-03-07 05:32:51 PM  
1 vote:
New band name.  Revenge Porn.
2013-03-07 05:32:50 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn

Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.
2013-03-07 05:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.
2013-03-07 05:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Jesus

Why'd you ignore her then?
We had kind of a bad break-up; I caught her cheating on me, so that was kind of where I was at.
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing.
Was there a moment before you sent the photos to all your friends when you thought, "Maybe this isn't the best idea"?
Uhhh, no but I should have.

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2013-03-07 05:32:08 PM  
1 vote:
They were on a break!
2013-03-07 05:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
So they were both stupid enough to have themselves filmed naked *and* not destroy the video later?

And "revenge porn"?  Oh, why can't porn be like it was meant to be - filmed from a hidden camera in an Asian massage parlor?
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