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(NJ.com)   Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly   ( nj.com) divider line
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2013-03-07 02:41:19 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.
2013-03-07 03:15:46 PM  
1 vote:

show me: theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.


Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.

I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.

It's New Jersey.  Just do what the locals do and piss all over everything good and decent in this world.
2013-03-07 03:09:05 PM  
1 vote:

show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

My sister lives in Fanwood, 30 minutes from Newark. Quiet, tree lined streets, walking distance from the train station and you're in Manhattan in 45 minutes. I love it there.
2013-03-07 03:05:26 PM  
1 vote:
EWR is one of the better airports when it comes to bars in your terminal.

I'm looking at you LAX. 2 farking bars, one of which was a chili's, in the AA terminal? You should be ashamed.
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