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(YouTube)   Actual traffic alert system in PA: "Alert: This is a test. Bryan is gay"   ( youtube.com) divider line
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2013-03-07 12:19:48 PM  
4 votes:
IF, and this is a big if, IF you acknowledge that your workstation was involved in any way with sending the message, you are SUPPOSED to say that you forgot to lock your workstation, had to pee, and someone else must have done it as a joke.
2013-03-07 01:03:39 PM  
2 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: What's the one clip where the guy in class shouts "GAY!" That one .gif

My cousin's kid has an acquaintance on face book that whenever the kid posts a pic, this douche posts "gay" in the comments. I watched this kid do this for about a year, figuring he would grow out of it or my cousin's kid would give him a shiner. Finally, I decided to have some fun and messaged y cousin's kid to set it up.

I told him the plan and he was all for it. The next time the kid posted "gay" I immediately posted that I was so proud of my cousin's kid for having friends who were out and proud. Then went on about how hard it was when I was their age to be gay, blah blah, and anyway, your friend's cute. Why don't' you give me his cell #? I'm going to be in his town soon and maybe I can take the lad to lunch or something. Worked like a farking charm. My cousin's kid told his friend in message that he gave his number to me, and he should expect a call from an older, mature gentleman who was very very interested in his gay friend. Poor bastard just about deleted himself from the internet.
2013-03-07 12:38:27 PM  
2 votes:
What the hell is wrong with this guy?  In politics, and does not know the ropes...

1.  Realize how bad you farked up, and say that it wasn't you.
2.  Spend the city's money on an "Internal investigation".
3.  Figure out which office staffer you hate the most.
4.  Point the finger at them, and have them fired, and have someone write a speech about your credibility and awareness of the group you have offended.
5.  Make a Senate run..

//farking novice...
2013-03-07 12:26:45 PM  
2 votes:
Who is this "Bryan" and why is he happy?
2013-03-07 11:50:33 AM  
2 votes:
See, his main mistake was acknowledging that he did it in the first place. Once you acknowledge it, you're done. Instead, when you're accused of something, fix your accuser with a long, hard stare, and repeat the following.

"It wasn't me."

If they repeat their accusation, give them a longer stare, then point with your index finger in the direction of their chin, and say,

"HEY. It wasn't me."

Continue until they leave.

/thanks, eddie murphy
2013-03-07 12:39:05 PM  
1 vote:
The first clue should have been the spelling of Bryan. It is a known red flag if a guy uses a "y" to replace other letters in his name.
2013-03-07 12:30:03 PM  
1 vote:
Half the Republicans who saw this nodded solemnly and picked up their shotgun and rope.  The other half nodded solemnly and put on their lipstick and high-heels.
2013-03-07 12:22:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gay and I thought this was funny. 

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