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(KQED San Francisco)   If wild turkey is the chaser, what is the drink?   ( blogs.kqed.org) divider line
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3155 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Mar 2013 at 12:58 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-07 02:34:53 PM  
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Turkeys talons can be pretty sharp. It's definitely a couple of inches of sharp claw that'll go for your face or midsection. Don't discount the beaks either. That said, if you are in your car, surrounded by attacking turkeys ... why would you not just ... oh, I dunno ... DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE FORWARD.

Are all you city people this ignorant when it comes to wildlife? I stopped a lady and her kid the other day from approaching some deer. More then likely the deer would have fled, but not if it felt cornered or had a fawn with it.

Deer attack video:
2013-03-07 01:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
What do you do?
Um...  kick it like your going for a field goal.
it will leave you alone after that.

/pansy city folk.
//grow thicker skin.
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