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(The New York Times)   Columbia University reporting rise in theft of a) iPads, b) iPhones, or c) Nutella   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2013-03-07 03:18:12 PM  
Nutella + Marshmellow Fluff= Best Fluffernutter ever!

Can't keep Nutella in the house. The kids eat it all. No, really, it isn't me....
2013-03-07 03:27:11 PM  
You guys REALLY seem to like your Nutella!

I don't get it...  I had a taste once because I was making my daughter a sandwich for school.  I shrugged my shoulders and thought,  "eh, chocolate spread..."
2013-03-07 03:28:12 PM  

ZeroCorpse: So what I'm getting from this is that most Americans eat Nutella in large quantities at once, as if it's the main dish, rather than treating it like a thin spread you put on the main item (toast, etc.).

I keep a jar around. I spread a little on toast every once in a while. I couldn't even consider just dipping my finger or a spoon into the jar and eating it by itself. That's essentially what N&G is, right? A tiny cracker stick that you LOAD UP with Nutella, so really, you're just eating Nutella. The cracker stick is just an edible utensil.

If I want hazelnut and chocolate as a main course, I usually just get a chocolate, nut & fruit bar from Aldi. They're very good.

Pretty much. Aldi doesn't exist in Western WA, but Nutella is plentiful... so that's just how it goes. Those little crackers are to Nutella what French fries are to ketchup... just the delivery method (according to my husband.)
2013-03-07 03:44:02 PM  
this thread sounds fat
2013-03-07 04:02:16 PM  
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2013-03-07 04:06:25 PM  
2013-03-07 04:40:09 PM  
Love the stuff, got my first taste of it while I was stationed overseas in Germany years ago. Got some in the house now that I occasionally use on toast for breakfast, or once in a great while I'll start dipping crackers in it.
2013-03-07 04:50:56 PM  

MaxxLarge: All I need to be happy is a jar of Nutella and a spoon.

/i sound fat

This, this, a thousand times this.

/I sound fat too.
2013-03-07 04:55:45 PM  
Columbia College undergraduate tuition (2013): $22,514.

Nutella: 23 bucks for a pack of 5 (Amazon).

Quit running to the press with financial gripes, Columbia.
2013-03-07 05:16:53 PM  

ITGreen: Columbia College undergraduate tuition (2013): $22,514.

Nutella: 23 bucks for a pack of 5 (Amazon).

Quit running to the press with financial gripes, Columbia.

Clearly the logical solution is to give every student a jar of Nutella a week.
2013-03-07 05:49:06 PM  

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2013-03-07 07:45:23 PM  
I like the stuff...like it a lot even, but I've never understood how some/a lot of people seem to go absolutely CRAZY for nutella. Also the peanut butter + nutella sandwiches are overrated...somehow it's like the two flavors cancel each other out.
2013-03-07 09:37:42 PM  
Why is the uni buying Nutella by the jar instead of the 5 gallon bucket?
2013-03-08 02:57:14 AM  

MaxxLarge: All I need to be happy is a jar of Nutella Marmite Vegemiteand a spoon.

/i sound fat

i sound bloated
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