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(Guardian)   Study says eating too much bacon will kill you, but will be worth it a million times over   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, University of Zurich, bowel cancer, eating, bacon sandwich, heart  
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3175 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2013 at 8:35 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-07 05:22:52 PM  
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dragonchild: You're supposed to eat it, not smoke it.

But half the fun is keeping it lit.

dragonchild: And you can't cure what's already dead.

Sure you can. I cure it from a condition of untasty-dead and make it tasty-dead.
2013-03-07 08:45:57 AM  
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Approves.  Oh yes, absolutely, most definitely a big ol' APPROVE.
2013-03-07 08:36:34 AM  
1 vote:

colinspooky: Too much anything will kill you, which is why it's called "too much"

Not true. You can't die from eating "too much" tofu, because you're not really living.
2013-03-07 07:42:01 AM  
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Slaxl: Next they'll tell us that eating nothing but chocolate is unhealthy. What do these so called experts know?

I said the same thing to my mom when I was 5. I think she's in on the conspiracy, though.

I_Am_Weasel: This study is false. The concept of "too much bacon" does not exist, ergo it based on a false premise. For shame, science, for shame.

You can never have too much bacon. Too crispy, yes. Too floppy, yes. Too much? There is not such a concept.

It's a proven fact that eating too little bacon was the reason for the rise of Nazi Germany. You don't want to murder Jews and Gypsys, do you?

Wait. Some of you don't answer that question.
2013-03-07 07:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
This study is false. The concept of "too much bacon" does not exist, ergo it based on a false premise. For shame, science, for shame.
2013-03-07 03:48:26 AM  
1 vote:
If eating delicious bacon kills you, I don't want to live!
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