farkingismybusiness: [blogs.houstonpress.com image 300x375]Why the long face?
Abacus9: Not sure if sarcasm, but a lot of victims don't speak out because they're too scared. It doesn't excuse what the teacher did.
Abacus9: How lazy are you? Just go read the article.
Precision Boobery: Jennifer was seated on the bed. Amanda was standing over her, hands on her hips."No," Jennifer whispered. "I came here while your husband was gone to dance.""Fine," Amanda replied. I'll teach you a new dance, and you'll do it until I tell you to stop." Her voice was harsh with authority, but there was a tremor of anticipation lurking below. She bent down and kissed Jennifer's neck, softly, and felt with her tongue the quickening of the girl's pulse."Lay back," she commanded. Jennifer laid down on the bed. Amanda straddled her and began moving her hips back and forth."Why are you doing that?" Jennifer asked. "Neither of us can feel barely anything.""Oh, right," Amanda agreed. "In that case, take your clothes off. I'm going to give you cunnilingus.""I don't understand," Jennifer said. "How are you going to do that?"Amanda smiled. "With my mouth."
TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: the defendant used her mouth to give the plaintiff cunnilingus.There has to be a better way to phrase that. Is it possible to 'give cunnilingus' with any other part of the body?
DjangoStonereaver: farkingismybusiness:[blogs.houstonpress.com image 300x375]Why the long wide and bloated face?FTFY
TuteTibiImperes: deanayer: WAIT, they are both dancers and the word "scissor" doesn't appear once in that story? How lazy are they? Did someone inherit a AA Battery mine or something?/there goes that pants thing again.You'd think D-cells would be preferable both from a longevity standpoint as well as adding a pleasant heft to the device, or have vibrating erect penises gone the 'lighter, smaller, thinner' route for no particular reason like so many other electronic devices today?
staplermofo: Hair Balls blog?I want to read your news, but you have to meet me halfway, Houston Press.
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