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(Houston Press)   Female dance instructor charged with eating Humble pie   ( blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Amanda Feenstra, dance teacher, teachers  
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2013-03-07 07:38:35 PM  

Precision Boobery: E5bie:Rugged Individual Responsibility Solution: If you can be jailed/fired for dry-humping someone, keep that person happy afterwards. Or, you know, don't dry-hump them in the first place.

Gotta say, I agree with you there.  It almost makes me feel sorry for the predatory harlot.  If only she, as a dance instructor, hadn't been in a place of such overwhelming dominion, it wouldn't even have been illegal.  If only she were in a position of less authority--a policewoman, for instance, or the governor--the law of the land would have blessed their beautiful coupling, and rightly so.

She wasn't, though, so f*ck her.  She's already lost her job.  I hope the publicity causes her friends and family to turn their backs on her, her husband to divorce her, and, after her (hopefully lengthy) prison term has been served, her to end up on a slimy pier somewhere, dancing for nickels.

2013-03-07 10:36:43 PM  
Age of consent is 17 in Texas.
City name is pronounced "umble", h is silent.

From the article it sounds like the affair happened 2 years ago when the child was 15.
2013-03-08 02:59:51 AM  
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2013-03-08 11:51:35 AM  

IgG4: "The defendant brought a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and would use the dildo on the complainant."
There is a meaningful difference between a dildo and a vibrator. You would think law enforcement would have this straight.

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2013-03-08 04:51:00 PM  

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Shocked that nobody has posted this yet.
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