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2013-03-07 06:11:48 AM  
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"Dominic, the Greyhound With Only Two Left Legs".
Checked me 4830 greyhounds. They ALL had only two left legs.
2013-03-07 05:27:02 AM  
3 votes:

Yogimus: Also known as: Animals that should have been euthanized, or animals that take up valuable family slots for healthy pets.

hey, calm down Hitler, this isn't the hunger games...
2013-03-07 12:16:08 PM  
1 vote:
Where do i get some fainting kittens? Those are awsome!
2013-03-07 07:01:07 AM  
1 vote:
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A travelling salesman drove past a farm one day and noticed a pig with no back legs. He was curious so he stopped and knocked at the door to ask the farmer about it. The farmer told him, "Well, that's the greatest pig alive. About a month ago, he saved my wife and kids and me from our burning house by waking us up in the middle of the night just in time to escape without any harm!"

The salesman continued to prod the farmer about the pig's having no back legs. "Well," the farmer replied, "this pig is just like one of the family. He's a really great pig. A couple of weeks ago, our youngest boy fell in the creek, and this truly wonderful pig fished him out just in time to save him from drowning! He's one really great pig!"

The salesman, starting to lose his patience, again inquired about pig's lack of legs, to which the farmer replied, "Last week, I fell off my horse and my foot got caught up in the stirrup. This great pig ran along side of the horse and me and untangled me and truly saved my life. What a great pig - the greatest pig in the world!!"

Losing his patience, the salesman finally shouted, "All right already, That's enough! He's a really great pig - a REALLY great pig! But what about his legs?!"

To which the farmer replied, "Well now, a great pig like that - you don't eat him all at once!"
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