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(Vancouver Sun)   "Hey. It's me. I picked up the pot, the hash, the mushrooms and the money. It's all in the trunk. Yeah I'm driving over right now. Hold on, I'm being pulled over for using my phone while driving. Call you right back"   ( vancouversun.com) divider line
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2013-03-06 08:51:09 PM  
2 votes:
Dave's not here, man.
2013-03-06 11:32:14 PM  
1 vote:

hackhix: They opened the trunk to find "more than a kilo of marijuana, a half kilo of mushrooms, 250 grams of hash and thousands of dollars in cash," the release stated.

The man is now facing possible charges of possession for the purpose of trafficking, the release added.

Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
2013-03-06 10:03:58 PM  
1 vote:

Lucidz: TwistedFark: Here's a tip. When pulled over, don't consent to let a cop search you or your vehicle. When they ASK you if they can do something, simply say no.

Which in turn gives probable cause.

No it goddamn doesn't. How stupid are you that you don't see the logical fallacy? If you were to exercise your Fourth Amendment right to refuse a search without probable cause, and that refusal in itself constituted probable cause, then why does the Fourth Amendment even exist? This idiocy is mind-boggling.

Read, dumbass.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/scott-morgan/5-reasons-you-should-neve_ b _1292554.html
2013-03-06 08:52:05 PM  
1 vote:
No ether?
2013-03-06 08:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
New season of trailer park boys?
2013-03-06 08:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
Wait.  People doing drugs aren't making good decisions?  For shame!
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