monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.
Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]
Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.
Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?
lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]I always wonder about people like this. I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old. Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile. He'll scare himself in the mirror. I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows. I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.
MrEricSir: Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.
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