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(The Cambridge Chronicle)   If you're dumb enough to waste your time stealing two cans of PBR by shoving them down your pants, you're probably dumb enough to claim that they're really your penis   ( wickedlocal.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Pabst Blue Ribbon, genitals  
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2013-03-06 08:09:19 PM  
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He really should show some self respect and drink them in the restroom like any other down standing individual searching for ill-gotten booty.  From thence he could leave empty panted.
2013-03-06 04:04:54 PM  
1 vote:
Stories lke this make me glad I don't drink.
2013-03-06 03:29:43 PM  
1 vote:
Better it should have been Falstaff (false staff).
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