Porndip Poonpat: Now it says article is no longer available.
rkiller1: Porndip Poonpat: Now it says article is no longer available.Works now.
rkiller1: Two cans?
skinink: A Medford citizen? They should have shot hi, just on general principle.
pi8you: For those that can't get to the article...Police arrested a 26-year-old Medford man after he reportedly stole two cans of beer, told a woman that the cans were his penis and then threw one of the cans at her. Jonathan Scull of 50 Newbern Ave. was charged with threat to commit a crime, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, shoplifting by concealment and resisting arrest.Police responded on Feb. 26 at 6:57 p.m. to Woody's Liquors on Broadway for a report of assault. A female employee told police she saw a man, later identified as Scull put two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon down his pants and leave the store. She followed him onto Broadway and asked him why he had a bulge in his pant leg around his ankle. He replied, "It's my [genitals]!" The woman said she pointed out that the bulge around his ankle was clearly not his genitals. The man then threw a beer can at her head and fled down William Street into Medford.Police caught up with Scull in Medford, where Scull reportedly told them that since they weren't in Somerville, his actions at the liquor store were none of their business and they should "f--- off." Police said Scull refused to be handcuffed and screamed obscenities as three officers tackled him. He reportedly told officers that if they removed his handcuffs he would "kick the s--- out of them," and that he would have killed them if they didn't have badges.
Cerebral Knievel: Thing about PBR is that you gotta let it warm up a bit so the flavors can really start to express themselves. Its only then you can really TASTE the corn.Mmmmm.....mealy
SmithHiller: Medford. That's wicked pisser
SmithHiller: Medford Medfid. That's wicked pisser!
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