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(NPR)   Put away the champagne, hide the blow, pay the hookers to leave. The DOW isn't at an all-time high when you adjust for inflation. Thank NPR for ruining our fun   ( npr.org) divider line
    More: Followup, Dow Jones Industrial Average, Arithmetic precision, cost sharing, inflation  
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2013-03-06 09:27:55 AM  
3 votes:

FullMetalPanda: You should invest in Bull Semen.

If by "invest" you mean, "treat it as a salad dressing," then my portfolio is a winner!
2013-03-06 09:27:12 AM  
3 votes:
I put all my money in the Dao.

Damn it.
2013-03-06 05:20:26 PM  
1 vote:
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

//96 posts in, and noone quotes this?  Fark, I am disappoint.
2013-03-06 10:47:10 AM  
1 vote:
Pay them? I prefer to do it this way:

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2013-03-06 10:05:15 AM  
1 vote:
What? Stock Market Thread? Who gives a shiat?

Check out this dude at Walmart ...

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This guy can not, nor will not, stand for anything but limited government, lower taxes, and 4XL Dale Earnheart t-shirts! He gets everything from Walmart, his entertainment, his food, his clothing ... even his trashcans to throw all his old Walmart trash in! I love this guy!
2013-03-06 09:50:43 AM  
1 vote:

Thunderpipes: 11% unemployment, family incomes down, growth barely in the positive, exploding debt, but good thing the stock market is good this month.

Can't wait for the next crash.

So you agree that trickle-down economics doesn't work.
2013-03-06 09:36:07 AM  
1 vote:

snocone: Figures do not lie.

They like big butts?
2013-03-06 09:26:26 AM  
1 vote:
Let's do the numbers.
2013-03-06 09:24:48 AM  
1 vote:
You should invest in Bull Semen.
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