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(Sun Sentinel)   "The deputy yelled, 'Stay back and drop the mop,' but Laundre kept coming"   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-06 10:13:31 AM  
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Captain Zapp: Mops make very efficient weapons, because you can commit a violent crime and clean up the evidence at the same time.

You don't CLEAN a crime scene, you contaminate it. CSB time; For a forensics class I was taking we had to fake a crime scene to process so we filled a pump sprayer with animal blood, then used a shop vac to blow a ton of fibers (from a sewing/fabric store) and hair clippings (barber shop, nach) all over everything. They would have needed 10,000 baggies to collect all that crap.
2013-03-06 10:01:41 AM  
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