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(Daily Mail)   Hot : You meet a sexy hazel eyed man on a trip to the Bahamas and you get your groove back. Sappy: Your family throws a BBQ so he can meet them. Awkward: He recognizes your father as his own   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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Haoie
2013-03-06 02:40:48 PM  
Everyone is a little bit related.

Some, a lot lot more than others.
 
booger42
2013-03-06 02:53:34 PM  

semiotix: Need_MindBleach: Wasn't there a story/urban legend about a guy who got the hots for and wanted to marry this biracial girl he met, but his racist father was adamantly against it. Then "racist father" finally broke down and admitted she was really his half-sister. Just something I remember from years ago.

It was an episode of  House. Pretty good one, actually.


And I think My Name is Earl too
 
foxyshadis
2013-03-06 04:08:40 PM  

andychrist420: It's not a Mail article.  It was an anonymous story told to a reporter at Ebony magazine.  If you try to discredit them, you're racist.  Story might still be BS.  I would expect to see this on Springer.  But discrediting information simply because of the source of the information is a logical fallacy.  Take that shiat to the politics tab where it belongs.

/broken clock and all that


Apparently Ebony won't pay Drew to run their fake stories.

Fark has been on a greening spree of every ludicrous sex and incest related story it can find lately, and it is getting old. Half of them coming from the Daily Fail just makes it worse, it's like the Cracked binge in the late 2000's.
 
you_idiot
2013-03-06 04:11:12 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Oh you're my sister!!!!


Come on, if Jaime Pressley was your sister, you know you would!
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2013-03-06 05:17:43 PM  

Bruxellensis: Don't judge until you've read the whole thing.


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Profedius
2013-03-06 05:19:23 PM  

Need_MindBleach: bk3k: Don't know if it is real, but who cares.  If true, I think it is sad that they would break up now over that.

Fark what society thinks.  It is not all that bad actually.  Inbreeding(assuming they would even decided to have kids) only really becomes a problem when it is done across several generations in a row - like in Kentucky or Arkansas.

I don't think there is a damn thing wrong with them staying together.

But the dad... LOL.

This is not true. The product of a relationship that close is actually very likely to have some sort of genetic disorder. Additionally, even a single first-cousin relationship is correlated with something like an average 5 point drop in IQ in the offspring, and it gets worse the closer the inbreeding coefficient is.

Inbreeding: Everyone on the planet thinks its gross for a reason.





I am not sure what your source of information is, but that is not true and couldn't be true to anyone who understood genetics. The reason a great number of people see it as gross is because most culture's religion condemn it. As far as the sex is concerned there is nothing different about it then two unrelated people having sexual intercourse so it is not gross.
 
thamike
2013-03-06 05:37:53 PM  

FarkYourself: Subtle racism in the article, which is apparently about a black couple:

"He dropped his plate of ribs..."


Had he been carrying a plate of ribs?
 
middlewaytao
2013-03-06 07:03:01 PM  
 
you_idiot
2013-03-06 07:30:33 PM  

Bruxellensis: Don't judge until you've read the whole thing.

I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's bad to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that my sister made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy stuff went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just drool all over her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to ge ...


This is the best thing I've read in the last 250 GB of Internet. Awesome!

PS. I also had a crush on your sister.
 
KellyKellyKelly
2013-03-06 11:51:26 PM  
I still remember a forbearance request I received while working in student loans many years ago.  The woman stated that she needed extensive time to grieve for her father, who was also her brother.  "I believe I need twice the usual allotted time, since there are two different relationships involved," was part of her reasoning.

I had to pass that one along to my supervisor.  I think she got her forbearance, though not for the extended time she requested.
 
Abacus9
2013-03-07 12:23:56 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Abacus9: You can take the girl out of Alabama...

FTFY

It's the deep south for a reason.


You've probably never been to Pineville. Imagine Deliverance, but with less Jon Voight.
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2013-03-07 01:24:14 AM  

Bruxellensis: Don't judge until you've read the whole thing.

I'm just sharing my story because people asked...
Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's bad to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that my sister made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy stuff went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just drool all over her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to ge ...

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Z-clipped
2013-03-07 08:54:32 AM  

Need_MindBleach: This is not true. The product of a relationship that close is actually very likely to have some sort of genetic disorder. Additionally, even a single first-cousin relationship is correlated with something like an average 5 point drop in IQ in the offspring, and it gets worse the closer the inbreeding coefficient is.


This is incorrect.  The average woman over 40 has a greater chance of having a baby with a birth defect than an isolated half-sibling couple.  With genetic counselling, there's absolutely no reason for two people to break up just because they find out they share some blood relation.  Also, there's strong evidence that  your ideal genetic partner is your 3rd cousin.

Need_MindBleach: Inbreeding: Everyone on the planet thinks its gross for a reason.


Not everyone.  There have been several cultures where brother-sister marriage was common and even preferred.  The real reason for the incest taboo is most likely the combination of RWA/SDO thinking and  Westermarck Effect.
 
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