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(Sun Sentinel)   Nightmare bacteria on the rise in the US, though that might just be a band name   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-03-06 12:14:11 AM  
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 I had no idea bacteria cause nightmares. I thought it was the work of sexy demons like Incubi and Succubi.

Live and learn.

It does make sense though, because if you eat a lot of nasty junk food before bed, or even a nice cheese, you get nightmares.

Yogurt doesn't seem to cause nightmares. Must be the friendly pro-health bacteria in the yoghurt.

When I need to go to the bathroom when I am asleep, I dream of filthy toilets or else that I am naked except for maybe a pajama top or something. This is my early warning dream system telling, wake the Hell up and go to the bathroom.

If you have children who are wetting the bed, tell them to dream about places they can't pee to wake themselves up. Let me know if it works. I think it might help program the part of their brain that stands guard during sleep. The brain thinks in metaphors. It doesn't do similes very well as far as I can tell.
2013-03-06 01:13:48 AM  
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The Dictator of Bacteria, Benzino Napoloni, is behind this somehow.
2013-03-05 11:54:58 PM  
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The mortician that was trying to cope with the pungent stench from the monstrosity of the cadaver and carcass said that the misery index of death was so vile it was like septic flesh and could only leave an obituary in flames.
2013-03-05 07:44:48 PM  
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Snotnose: Bet it originated in Lindsey Lohan's hoo haw.

They've been toughened through the exposure to drugs and alcohol.
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