Scythed: We've had a treatment for these things for a century now. They're called bacteriophages and they work much better than antibiotics. Sadly, the drug companies can't make money off of them so they'd rather just let thousands of people die while they search for a more profitable cure.
Gyrfalcon: It's not his fault. Blame people who go to the doctor for the flu or a runny nose and just have to have "a shot"; and the quack doctors who give them one knowing full well that penicillin does nothing for viruses.
Mark Ratner: The bacteria have become self-aware. Everybody panic!!, or just wash your hands after you pee and you'll be fine.
Amos Quito: On our next episode of "Heroes to Zeroes"[upload.wikimedia.org image 512x385]Alexander FlemingOnce credited as a "hero" for discovering penicillin in 1928, Fleming is nowrecognized as the "Father of the Superbug" that will KILL US ALL!/Tune in//Turn on//Drop dead
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