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(Daily Mail)   Teen skier survives 2 nights on Maine mountain and credits Bear Grylls with his survival. No word if he drank his own piss   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Cool, Bear Grylls, Maine, survival skills, WHDH, Sunday Afternoon, snow  
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2013-03-05 09:17:30 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-06 12:05:00 AM  
3 votes:

vudukungfu: FARK rebel soldier: Better drink Pisschrist

I prefer Pisschrist Classic.
Not the new Pisschrist.

It's the Taste of a New Desecration
2013-03-05 09:08:22 PM  
3 votes:
Its a hoax, since I"m sure he also learned to go to a hotel if conditions became to rough.
2013-03-05 09:20:04 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-06 10:03:41 AM  
1 vote:
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It's sterile and I like the taste.
2013-03-05 11:31:44 PM  
1 vote:

Tom_Slick: If he had watched Cody and Dave he would have had fire and been barefoot.

Dave was fired for lying about his military service and survival training. New guy is the real deal.
2013-03-05 11:22:35 PM  
1 vote:
Waitwaitwaitwait! I'm supposed to drink my OWN piss?!?!? What am I gonna do with this $49.95 8-oz. bottle of Bear Grylls' piss I bought off the internet????
2013-03-05 11:07:30 PM  
1 vote:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: http://www.daughtersoftiresias.org/bearwiki/Bad_Advice_and_Inaccurac ie s

Thanks - I hadn't seen this one before:

Confirmed: The crew, unable to find a tame bear to stage the scene, had a crew member crawl around in a bear suit.
2013-03-05 09:34:57 PM  
1 vote:
Freezing conditions: Nicholas Joy's survival after two nights on Sugarloaf Mountain has been described as a miracle

Miracles are coming
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Better drink Pisschrist
2013-03-05 09:33:36 PM  
1 vote:

The Snow Dog: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: The Snow Dog: Can't tell you how long I've been misspelling that word. I don't know that I've ever used it much since I'm in the south and don't have access to a boat, but I do like snow...

What word? Piss?

Yeah. For some reason I've been spelling it piiss. You'd think my autocorrect would've nudged me in the right direction before now, sh**t.

Maybe you have it set on Finnish? I think it's two I's in Finnish.
2013-03-05 09:17:08 PM  
1 vote:
If he had watched Cody and Dave he would have had fire and been barefoot.
2013-03-05 09:15:04 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not going to say he drank his own piss to survive, but he drank his own piss to survive.
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