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(Gawker)   Mila Kunis narrowly regains the lead over Jennifer Lawrence in their ongoing "who's more awesome and down-to-earth" race   ( gawker.com) divider line
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Tricky Chicken
2013-03-05 01:42:55 PM  
5 votes:

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


She will be crushed I'm sure.  It is big of you not to lead her on.  Best to set things straight right from the start and all that.
MyKingdomForYourHorse
2013-03-05 01:34:56 PM  
4 votes:

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


The good thing about the really small and skinny ones though is once they get tired you can grab them and use them like a fleshlight
red5ish
2013-03-05 07:07:17 PM  
3 votes:
People who see Mila Kunis and think "12-year old boy" should be kept away from 12-year old boys.
Wellon Dowd
2013-03-05 01:49:41 PM  
3 votes:

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.
busy chillin'
2013-03-05 02:07:31 PM  
2 votes:

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


but if she stops smoking she won't be high enough to do you.
Maestro1701
2013-03-05 04:08:03 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


You were too stupid to feed yourself and SHE'S the problem?
Mark Ratner
2013-03-05 03:45:37 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.


I think you're confusing her with Anne Hathaway.  http://www.fark.com/comments/7613268/82735849#c82735849
theurge14
2013-03-05 03:44:08 PM  
1 vote:

AltheaToldMe: Am I the only one to let out a hearty MEH! here?


"Hearty Meh" sounds like a great band name.
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-03-05 02:59:55 PM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: Buttknuckle: Wellon Dowd: PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.

I interviewed her once for my college paper. Her schedule was such that I had to interview her in the living area of her hotel suite. Unfortunately, I hadn't had my lunch before the interview and I was starving. There was a big bowl of grapes sitting on the table between us and despite the obvious hunger in my eyes, the biatch never offered me any. My stomach was rumbling so loud she could hear it, and I nearly passed out from low blood sugar. But I realized afterwards that the grapes were probably sour and I didn't really want them.

LOLWUT.  That was the most random thing I have read all day, but I LOLed.

I don't believe it was random. I read it as an allegory. Aesop comes to mind.


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"And the moral is: every platter has a silver lining."
buttery_shame_cave
2013-03-05 02:02:55 PM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)


if that is what 12 year old boys look like where you live, i'm moving to your town so i can coach youth sports.

/said it before, and i will say it again...
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 02:01:35 PM  
1 vote:

WhiskeySticks: First I had ever heard or seen of this fine-ass lady.


seriously?
ZeroCorpse
2013-03-05 01:47:35 PM  
1 vote:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: oldfarthenry: Jennifer Lawrence does have that "adult female body shape complete with boobs" thing happening.
(Not a fan of the 12 y/o boy shape)

The good thing about the really small and skinny ones though is once they get tired you can grab them and use them like a fleshlight


Well, that only works  really well if they're also double-amputees.
Tarl3k
2013-03-05 01:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
I am a huge fan of Jennifer Lawrence, but Mila Kunis HAS shown her tits on-screen AND participated in a lesbian sex scene...so she is probably in the lead on this one...
Slam Dunkz
2013-03-05 01:42:33 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: A recent photo showed Jennifer Lawrence smoking something.  Doesn't matter what it was, smoking is just a turn off for me and a deal breaker.


What about smoking pole?
Principal Clarinet [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 01:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
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