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(Patch)   You know that part of the rental contract where you agree to have the car back by a certain date? Turns out Avis takes that kind of seriously   ( dacula.patch.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Avis, Nissan Sentra, Stockbridge  
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2013-03-05 10:19:15 AM  
4 votes:
John Smith?

that's my son

Jane Smith?

That's my daughter

Rory Calhoun?

My son. Momma's Smithy Calhoun

Josephine Green-Rosenbaum?

That's my daughter.

Kia Hyundai?

That's my daughter

Gotcha. That's your auto insurance card.

Uh. No. Look at that Medicare card.

I'll be damned. Kia Hyundai.

That's my daughter.
2013-03-05 10:23:30 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not sure of the current laws in Georgia, but back 17 years ago when I spent a summer cleaning and inventorying "recovered vehicles" they had to wait 48 hours after the end of the contract before they could report a car stolen.

/Once had a minivan returned with 12 bullet holes but thankfully no blood.
2013-03-05 10:13:24 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: FTA: "During a post-arrest search of Ms. Green's possessions, an officer located 13 Social Security cards, 13 Medicaid cards and other cards, several of which did not have the name of either Dayvon or Valerie Green.

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Yeah, I always carry my kids' SS cards with me wherever I go....
2013-03-05 09:56:24 AM  
1 vote:
Paging Louis C.K. to the white courtesy phone.
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