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(Yahoo)   It's snowmageddon all over again. Everybody Panic   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-03-05 09:49:49 AM  
9 votes:
The term is "snowquester," subby. Jesus, keep your weather-related wordplay current or don't use it at all.
2013-03-05 10:37:46 AM  
6 votes:
Hey guys. Remember me?
2013-03-05 10:31:56 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-05 11:40:16 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-05 10:40:13 AM  
2 votes:
Thanks, Sn0bama.
2013-03-05 10:32:17 AM  
2 votes:
Is it a class 3 killstorm?

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2013-03-05 10:32:17 AM  
2 votes:
The Weather Channel has issued a list of names for each individual snowflake.
2013-03-05 10:24:05 AM  
2 votes:
This has been a terrible weather year.  you'd almost think that the climate is changing.

//Runs an hides.
2013-03-05 03:08:31 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Chicago led the nation in snow control laws?
2013-03-05 12:30:20 PM  
1 vote:
Here in Vermont, we are packing up supply trucks to send out in relief.
Lots of pampers. Boxes and boxes of pampers. And depends. Tons of depends.
2013-03-05 11:50:17 AM  
1 vote:
I just gave my girl 8 inches last night....

/of course that was over two 30 seconds periods...
2013-03-05 10:57:51 AM  
1 vote:

MindStalker: Technically the name for this storm is "Saturn".

No, technically one for-profit media organization, the Weather Channel, wants to call it Saturn.  A different for-profit media organization, the Washington Post, wants to call it the Snowquester.  Both ideas are wicked retahded.
2013-03-05 10:43:15 AM  
1 vote:

franken snow pocalypse ageddon ocaust quester?

only thing missing is a -gate.
2013-03-05 10:40:13 AM  
1 vote:

Walker: ChrisDe: Snow in winter? Imagine that.

But we're actually in Meteorological Spring now. The meteorological seasons line up more with actual weather than the astronomical seasons do. It's Fall still 5 days before Christmas? I don't think so!

Winter months - Dec, Jan, Feb
Spring months - March, April, May
Summer months - June, July, August
Fall months - Sept, Oct., Nov.

Upper Midwest:
Winter months - Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb, Mar
Summer months - Jun, July, Aug
Anything goes - Apr, May, Sept, Oct

My favorite weather comment by a guy who was asked, on a really nice day in the Spring, if it was always like this by someone from the Left Coast:

"We get two perfect days a year...  One in the Spring, and another in the Fall.  This is the Spring one."
2013-03-05 10:32:19 AM  
1 vote:


Pocket Ninja: The term is "snowquester," subby. Jesus, keep your weather-related wordplay current or don't use it at all.

I prefer "snowpocalypse" myself.

2013-03-05 10:27:11 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, it's Snowquester. We are overruling the Weather Channel name of "Saturn".
2013-03-05 10:25:28 AM  
1 vote:
WhyTF do people run out & get milk and bread before a storm? Rum & cigars makes more sense.
2013-03-05 10:25:04 AM  
1 vote:
It's Mab. Harry's on it

/not in any way obscure
2013-03-05 10:23:31 AM  
1 vote:
It's the end of the world as we snow it.
2013-03-05 10:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
FTFMS - Tsnownami

/more coffee pleeeeeeze
2013-03-05 10:05:14 AM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: The term is "snowquester," subby. Jesus, keep your weather-related wordplay current or don't use it at all.

I prefer "snowpocalypse" myself.

And why is it that every time the midwest gets 2 freaking inches of snow the rest of the country has to hear about it????

/oblig from an East-coaster
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