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(KAIT Jonesboro)   You've drunkenly rammed your vehicle into a mobile home and police are close behind, so you: C) attempt to flee the scene in a battery-powered toy truck   ( craigheadcounty.kait8.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, DWI, breathalyzer tests, Jonesboro, toy trucks, crimes  
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4370 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2013 at 3:15 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-05 03:18:47 AM  
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2013-03-05 06:56:16 AM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: grammer?

I barely know her.
2013-03-05 03:39:02 AM  
1 vote:
Pow-pow-power wheels.
2013-03-05 03:30:31 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-05 03:16:52 AM  
1 vote:
I wanna party with this chick.
2013-03-04 11:59:43 PM  
1 vote:
goddamn that sounds awesome.

I would love it if there was dash-cam footage of that. and like a police pit maneuver to stop her.

or helicopter footage of spike-strips being used.

with a John Bunnell voice-over ala Family Guy- Flintstones/Star Wars
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