Blushing Wall Flower: PC LOAD LETTER: Spray my man chowder on your mom?No.You take that back. Right now.
LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!
SilentStrider: Blushing Wall Flower: PC LOAD LETTER: Spray my man chowder on your mom?No.You take that back. Right now.I'm pretty sure that's stuff that doesn't go back. Its like toothpaste.
atlfarkette: Fighting crime with vagoo blood.
LlamaGirl: atlfarkette: LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.[img.photobucket.com image 139x192]LOL! If that wont freak the attacker out I don't know what will.I'd love to see any man that would not shriek like a girl and stop whatever he is doing if that happened.
LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.[img.photobucket.com image 139x192]
NutWrench: Pop quiz hotshot. The elevator door opens and one man is choking another to death. You have a cell phone, a man bag, and your car keys. What do you do?I pull out a gun and shoot the strangler, then we all share a good laugh at their wacky prank?
Dokushin: I allow a slight grin to decorate my weathered countenance, reaching immediately for the button securing my jeans; using slight but sure movements to overcome the friction imposed by my earthen girth, I allow them to note my commando-style lack of undergarments, and then begin the pelvic thrusting.
arentol: My "man bag" has a 10mm in it. So this doesn't end well for these "pranksters".
LlamaGirl: Pull out my tampon and throw at in the attackers face.
Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!
violentsalvation: Shoot the hostage.
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