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(Daily Mail)   Pop quiz hotshot. The elevator door opens and one man is choking another to death. You have a cell phone, a man bag, and your car keys. What do you do?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-04 07:45:16 PM  
5 votes:
leave the cell phone, cross the river with the man bag and the car keys, leave the keys on the other side, go back with the bag and get the phone and take them both back.
2013-03-04 07:43:00 PM  
4 votes:
Shoot the hostage.
2013-03-04 09:06:07 PM  
3 votes:
So... what would have happened to the pranksters if one of these people was carrying?  Or did they make sure to do this in a gun-free zone?
2013-03-04 11:46:57 PM  
2 votes:
Sue them.
Seriously, fark these assholes.
2013-03-04 09:54:58 PM  
2 votes:
One person's prank is another person's unethical research.
2013-03-04 08:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
chud.comView Full Size

Choking is what you do when you eat chicken wings too fast.  What were talking about here is  STRANGLING.
2013-03-04 08:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe the guy being choked needed choking.
2013-03-04 07:52:00 PM  
2 votes:

Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

*note to self, find where Blushing Wall Flower works, wait in elevator with accomplice for her to arrive*
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-03-04 07:42:20 PM  
2 votes:
Kick the attacker in the head.
2013-03-04 11:22:54 PM  
1 vote:
Being already a pretty much disarmed public, I'm surprised anyone got involved.
2013-03-04 11:14:53 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously. I know this test didn't happen in Texas, since the odds of getting shot are very good.
2013-03-04 11:03:46 PM  
1 vote:

Porndip Poonpat: arentol

I am not trying to scare anyone. I am stating a fact relevant to the headline... A fact idiots like this might want to consider before pulling shiat like this and getting the crap scared out of them by someone who is actually prepared to deal with the situation.
2013-03-04 10:19:47 PM  
1 vote:
Please tell me someone kicked both their asses after finding out what they were up to.
2013-03-04 10:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
No good deed goes unpunished as evidenced throughout history.
I would just stand there and wait for the next elevator contemplating why I have a man bag because if I intervened and saved the day somebody somewhere would sue me for something.
2013-03-04 10:05:15 PM  
1 vote:

eyeq360: This thread just got greenlit and will be on the main page.  I wonder what the liters will make of all of this stuff?

What, you think you're so different than the other people who don't pay 5 bucks a month to get all the shiatty submissions?  Get over yourself.
2013-03-04 10:04:40 PM  
1 vote:
Kick them both in the head. In the ensuing confusion, drag one of them off and hit all the buttons. When the door closes, kick the guy you are with and head for the stairs.
2013-03-04 10:00:14 PM  
1 vote:
Pull my gun or knife, and tell the apparent attacker to drop the garrote, yell at both of them to turn away from each other then freeze.
Then shoot the apparent attacker if he keeps up the strangle hold.
Because I've got a concealed carry license, and I tend to travel only in jurisdictions where I can legally carry.
And the acting attacker would be lucky, because many who practice concealed carry might not be so cautious.
2013-03-04 09:40:35 PM  
1 vote:
wearysloth.comView Full Size

Shoot zem. Shoot zem both.
2013-03-04 09:12:59 PM  
1 vote:
so uh, what happens when a prankster like this stumbles upon someone with a conceal carry permit, that just shoots the attacker?
2013-03-04 09:00:48 PM  
1 vote:

SilentStrider: Blushing Wall Flower: PC LOAD LETTER: Spray my man chowder on your mom?


You take that back. Right now.

I'm pretty sure that's stuff that doesn't go back. Its like toothpaste.

Wow. You outdid me. By leagues.
2013-03-04 08:58:53 PM  
1 vote:
Put the victim's hands on my neck, choke the choker, get a real circlejerk going.
2013-03-04 08:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
I search the area for traps, hidden doors and compartments.
2013-03-04 08:46:56 PM  
1 vote: monty666: Quickly jump in the elevator and press the buttons for every floor and then run out and laugh and then pull my cell phone out of my man purse and call a psychic and ask him "guess what I just saw"

I see you took my answer.  I did that once.  Except for the last part.  That was dumb.

Yeah. I was just trying to work the phone into it but I ran out of brains.
2013-03-04 08:32:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-04 07:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

LlamaGirl: Blushing Wall Flower: FLASH YER BEWBS!

That only works if you aren't a wonky titted freak!

And I disagree. Nothing hynotizes a man like an unbalanced pair of boobs. They can't look away, it's like watching a trainwreck with nipples.
2013-03-04 07:52:21 PM  
1 vote:
Quickly jump in the elevator and press the buttons for every floor and then run out and laugh and then pull my cell phone out of my man purse and call a psychic and ask him "guess what I just saw"
2013-03-04 07:48:48 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-04 07:44:38 PM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: Shoot the hostage.

I came in to post:
silentstephi.comView Full Size
2013-03-04 07:42:23 PM  
1 vote:
Swing the man bag as a modified flail.  Take the cell phone, use it as a fist weight and punch the choker.  If the car keys are on a chain, you can use that to flail at the choker--eye level.  Or you take the car keys and use that as a eye-gouging implement.
If you don't want to use your items as tools of pain, a good strike to the shin might do the job.
2013-03-04 07:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
pee on them
2013-03-04 07:38:58 PM  
1 vote:
Take a picture.

Upload to Fark.

Post a thread asking "Wat do?"
2013-03-04 07:38:23 PM  
1 vote:
I check dictionary.com on my cell phone for the definition of "man bag"
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