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(Slate)   This guy likes it in the can. And the longer it stays in there, the better he likes it   ( slate.com) divider line
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2013-03-04 07:28:58 PM  
3 votes:
I can explain that. Uh, see it used to be milk, and well, time makes fools of us all.

~Phillip J Fry
2013-03-05 01:26:45 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-04 11:37:44 PM  
1 vote:
I had a 1972 can of SPAM hidden on a high shelf, the can behind a pot I never use. And there it would have stayed. But the SPAM evolved into some kind of sentient lifeform, and an epic battle ensued! The SPAM with pot lid and salad fork, and I with butcher's mailed glove and the dread tongs! For over an hour the battle raged! I even considered using a can of Drano, but didn't, fearing some twisted interpretation of the Geneva Convention!

Fortunately, I was able to corner it in the freezer. Once frozen, I was able to have it parachuted into the depths of the Antarctic, where it will never bother anyone again. Except maybe Kurt Russell.

The End?
2013-03-04 11:21:01 PM  
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2013-03-04 10:07:42 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: So, the entendre of this headline is the taste of canned foods vs. prolonged anal sex.
He likes his food in a can.
He likes his anal sex - taking it in his "can".
He likes his anal sex better when a penis remains in his anus for an extended period of time.
He likes his canned food better when it remains in the can longer.

He does not necessarily put food, or cans, into his anus.

However, on occasion he does put food in the can via his anus.

2013-03-04 08:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
There's a lot less gay in this thread than I expected.
2013-03-04 08:18:48 PM  
1 vote:
What's black and comes in little white cans?

/loves Michael Jackson jokes.
2013-03-04 06:17:09 PM  
1 vote:
I've got a sublime '57 Hormel that I'm saving for a special occasion.
2013-03-04 05:51:00 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "...[W]hatever happens in the can stays in the can-no aromas can escape. Hence the common presence of a sulfurous quality, which may be eggy or meaty or oniony or cabbagy or skunky..."

F*ck it, I'm out.
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