NostroZ: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.Not all conspiracy theories are created equal.Here's a fun list that were later proven true.Remember, the Mafia was considered a conspiracy theory in the 60s./Maybe the now-not-so-normal person you met thinks you're a gullible rube for believing everything that's told to you by authority.
Canton: Okay, let me see if I have this New World Order thing straight. So there are high-powered Jewish bankers (who are also lizard people) lurking in the shadows running the world, and they are (or are somehow connected to) the Illuminati, an organization that publicly performs dramatic Satanic rituals under the guise of pop culture through the use of mindless blonde starlets in slutty dresses for... reasons. And also a winged goat dude is involved. And everything is driven by the mind-numbing chemicals spread by chemtrails, which turn people into "sheeple," except for the people who are somehow immune to all of this and are totally onto the evil and secretive doings of the Masons. (The Friday fish fries are just a front, and may also involve mind suppressants.)/And this is all somehow linked to Ancient Egypt.//And possibly Atlantis.///Am I doing it right...?
DanZero: I'll just leave this here[1.bp.blogspot.com image 750x600]
Treygreen13: logggur: came for four corner earth day timecube reference. leaving vengeful of antigod's hatred for night day taylor swift mankind death.I referenced it. Slightly.And ds_4815 put it up earlier.
Sofa King Smart: if you rearrange the letters in 'Taylor swift' you get:wail of trystlay for twitsfails two trya lofty wristI think it's obvious what this means...
Guadior42: Treygreen13: I think this is the 2nd crazy ass illuminati greenlight I've seen lately. Always good for a chuckle.It's strange to meet someone and they seem normal and then a conspiracy theory comes up and that person you felt like you knew seems like a rambling incoherent nutjob.But, what if they're right?!?/alex jones//david icke//3slashies is a secret number
buttery_shame_cave: lord knows i'd try to pick her lock a few times, if you know what i mean.
zixr: I think the only question this poses is: why should I give a flying fark?
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